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[warhammer651]

I am gming a STALKER Pen and Paper game. Players are currently hunting down someone for the bounty on his head.

They wound up killing the only guy who knew where he was (I swear it was a warning shot" "Then why did you fire it after he surrendered?").

Their solution?


look up his facebook.

[Frumple]

... did it work?

[warhammer651]

not a single one of them had a pda, iphone, laptop, or cell phone.


So no.

[TheBronzePickle]

How the hell do they not have PDAs? Aren't those standard-issue? I was under the impression that they were physically grafted onto everyone's bodies as they entered the zone.

[warhammer651]

2 of them are using actual, honest-to-god notebooks. Another pawned his off for more ammo, and the last guy threw his at a bloodsucker the group found in the bottom of a well

[jc6036]

Still enjoying progressing very very slowly through Penumbra. That game never ceases to make me utter WTF?

Spoiler: Seriously. I knew I'd need to get an iris to scan from somewhere, but seriously? (click to show/hide)

According to the notes lying around, the cryogenics department was for preservation and ceremonial purposes as well. Why in the hell would the archaic put a head in a little cryo chamber?

[JoshuaFH]

Still enjoying progressing very very slowly through Penumbra. That game never ceases to make me utter WTF?

Spoiler: Seriously. I knew I'd need to get an iris to scan from somewhere, but seriously? (click to show/hide)

According to the notes lying around, the cryogenics department was for preservation and ceremonial purposes as well. Why in the hell would the archaic put a head in a little cryo chamber?

I don't like the game purely for the copious amounts of zombie wang always present.

[jc6036]

Still enjoying progressing very very slowly through Penumbra. That game never ceases to make me utter WTF?

Spoiler: Seriously. I knew I'd need to get an iris to scan from somewhere, but seriously? (click to show/hide)

According to the notes lying around, the cryogenics department was for preservation and ceremonial purposes as well. Why in the hell would the archaic put a head in a little cryo chamber?

I don't like the game purely for the copious amounts of zombie wang always present.

I noticed this recently. At first I wondered why he was holding his crowbar there, but then I realized that it wasn't a crowbar.

[Gatleos]

The TVTropes Pitch Generator just gave me The Barber of Seville meets Kenan and Kel.

Can't say I've ever thought of that combination.

[The Fool]

Still enjoying progressing very very slowly through Penumbra. That game never ceases to make me utter WTF?

Spoiler: Seriously. I knew I'd need to get an iris to scan from somewhere, but seriously? (click to show/hide)

According to the notes lying around, the cryogenics department was for preservation and ceremonial purposes as well. Why in the hell would the archaic put a head in a little cryo chamber?

I don't like the game purely for the copious amounts of zombie wang always present.

I noticed this recently. At first I wondered why he was holding his crowbar there, but then I realized that it wasn't a crowbar.

This seems to be common in Amnesia too. I suppose it's necessary though. I'm not sure, but I don't think you can freeze people with clothes without risking it being fused to their skin from moisture in the material. There are lots of problems with a lot of cyro theories.

As for Amnesia... dissection? I think most of the naked corpses you find were dead test subjects. You wouldn't bother reclothing a corpse just because you finish your tests. Well... if you're an inhuman crazy with no respect for the dead.

[Darvi]

Stargate Continuum    meets   The Slender Man Mythos

No matter where you go, you cannot escape him...

[warhammer651]

Logan's Run   meets   Saints Row The Third

This should be good

[FearfulJesuit]

LETS KILL THE HATER

[jc6036]

LETS KILL THE HATER

I just can't take anybody wearing an Insane Clown Posse necklace seriously.

[Scelly9]

Somehow at a party our watching a friend play Amnesia in the dark devolved Into a discussion about gay porn.