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[Luke_Prowler]

I know full well that DF is not designed with multiple cores in mind, I was merely playing up the computer's abilities to make the fail more "WTF"able

[palsch]

The Shadow War of the Night Dragons just got nominated for a Hugo.

Authors official response; "AH HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HAH HA HA."

Also notable; one category is made up of three Doctor Who episodes vs a Community episode and an acceptance speech from last year's awards.

[ChairmanPoo]

I just got a perfect green glass gem artifact with an image on itself with an image on itself engraved on it.

[Vorthon]

Gemception!

[Angel Of Death]

my chair is making moaning noises akin to sexual pleasure.

This may be hard to answer, but how is it making those noises?

[JoshuaFH]

my chair is making moaning noises akin to sexual pleasure.

This may be hard to answer, but how is it making those noises?

not in that way.

it's kinda going side to side, moaning, then going back and forth, groaning.

I'm not a chair humper! despite what I just said. all that seems to be a euphamism...

Yeah right, once a chair humper, always a chair humper.

[Vorthon]

Most people get belly-button lint. Apparently, I now get belly-button gravel.

WTF, body?

[Heron TSG]

It was technically almost a week ago, but Akira made me WTF. And now every time something mildly supernatural happens in movies or shows, I imagine that choir going, "AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!".

On the other hand, when I read that Cracked article on baffling monuments, I got a comment about the statue of Walter Johnson.

Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)

Actual subtitle: Really, it's groundbreaking work in the field of Shithouse Crazology.
Suggestion from the comment: Kanedaaaaa!

[Lord Shonus]

It was technically almost a week ago, but Akira made me WTF. And now every time something mildly supernatural happens in movies or shows, I imagine that choir going, "AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!".

On the other hand, when I read that Cracked article on baffling monuments, I got a comment about the statue of Walter Johnson.

Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)

Actual subtitle: Really, it's groundbreaking work in the field of Shithouse Crazology.
Suggestion from the comment: Kanedaaaaa!

I've never heard of #9 on that list. This is odd, because I live in that city.

[Knight of Fools]

Walter Johnson was an X-Man. Don't you know that?

[Darvi]

What the fuck snow your time's over go away or melt or something.

[Scelly9]

Yay easter! I know, lets let the dog inside just as Jason spills his jellybeans   <------ Thought process of my brothers.

My poor jellybeans.

[SomeStupidGuy]

It was technically almost a week ago, but Akira made me WTF. And now every time something mildly supernatural happens in movies or shows, I imagine that choir going, "AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!".

On the other hand, when I read that Cracked article on baffling monuments, I got a comment about the statue of Walter Johnson.

Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)

Actual subtitle: Really, it's groundbreaking work in the field of Shithouse Crazology.
Suggestion from the comment: Kanedaaaaa!

I've never heard of #9 on that list. This is odd, because I live in that city.

Oh, jeez. Right below the St. Bartholomew part is an advertisement for knives. 

The ads on cracked articles tend to be weirdly fitting.

[Euld]

My dad: says good morning, gives me a hug, smiles.

My mom: sees me and immediately orders me to take a shower.  Didn't even bother to say hello first.

Yeah thanks mom.

[Ehndras]

"When I walk in the Mosque, Allah, this is what I see, Everybody stops and they starin’ at me,
I got C4 in my vest, and I ain’t afraid to blow it, blow It, blow it, blow it… I jihad and you know it!


Yeah,
When I'm at the mosque, FBI just can't watch us all,
And when I'm on the streets, I'm in a bomb-vest trying to scope the scene, yeah!
This is how I roll, come on martyrs it's time to go
We headed to Allah, baby don't be nervous,
No prayer, no target, and I still get holy (yeah!)
I Jihad and you know it!"