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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14844045 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7410 on: April 06, 2012, 05:42:34 pm »
Just got a call from some company (didnt catch the name, but since i only rent it would have told me nothing), wondering if I had any problems with the water, because apperantly some neighbours had complained about it.

Now, this would not normally be a wtf, but its no 00:35. WTF would they call at half past midnight because of problems with the water?

And when I asked that, the person on the other end just said: "I work night shift".  Wtf? so wait until the morning shift arrives then.

Since it's easter, it actually makes me sligthy worried that it was someone checking where it's safe to break it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7411 on: April 06, 2012, 10:00:02 pm »
Dad was filling up gas tank when a heavily tatooed man pulls up and asks if he's a doctor. Dad considers, recalls he has a PhD but not a medical degree, says no. The man then asks if my dad know any big hospitals around here, because he's bleeding a lot.


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« Reply #7412 on: April 06, 2012, 10:15:18 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on April 06, 2012, 10:00:02 pm
Dad was filling up gas tank when a heavily tatooed man pulls up and asks if he's a doctor. Dad considers, recalls he has a PhD but not a medical degree, says no. The man then asks if my dad know any big hospitals around here, because he's bleeding a lot.


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Sounds like a perfectly normal encounter to me.
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« Reply #7413 on: April 06, 2012, 10:22:49 pm »
I found another one of those "satanas" images!

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« Reply #7414 on: April 06, 2012, 10:24:10 pm »
I don't know about you, but I think satanas sounds delicious.
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« Reply #7415 on: April 06, 2012, 10:26:30 pm »
Satan is definitely winning out in the style department there. Jesus has got to drop that whole "monarchical regalia" look if he expects to be classier than Satan.
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« Reply #7416 on: April 06, 2012, 10:28:35 pm »


I concur.

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« Reply #7417 on: April 06, 2012, 11:29:19 pm »
Let's be honest, that's clearly a bad Jesus cosplayer who never actually read the source material, or he'd know Jesus wouldn't be caught dead in a golden crown and silk cape while there's starvation going on within the reach of his omnipotence. Also, wouldn't be caught alive. I mean, you gotta specify both for this guy.
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« Reply #7418 on: April 07, 2012, 05:59:46 am »
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I found another one of those "satanas" images!

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Now I do remember I had an orange soda and popcorn img for just this occasion...
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« Reply #7419 on: April 07, 2012, 11:38:25 am »
I'm tempted to create an image that says "Like if you want Jesus, share if you want Satan" and try and make it go viral.
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« Reply #7420 on: April 07, 2012, 11:47:23 am »
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« Reply #7421 on: April 07, 2012, 11:48:07 am »
Hail seitan!
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« Reply #7422 on: April 07, 2012, 11:53:04 am »
As most people have noticed, a current fashion trend seems to be that moronic thing about having your pants below your ass, because apparently everyone wants to know what kind of boxer shorts you wear. Well, a few days ago on the bus, this one guy like that stood up, pulled up NOT his pants, but a second pair of boxers over the first pair, leaving his pants below his ass.

Excuse me while I go find a palm tree to ram my face into.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7423 on: April 07, 2012, 11:57:21 am »
Quote from: Akura on April 07, 2012, 11:53:04 am
As most people have noticed, a current fashion trend seems to be that moronic thing about having your pants below your ass, because apparently everyone wants to know what kind of boxer shorts you wear. Well, a few days ago on the bus, this one guy like that stood up, pulled up NOT his pants, but a second pair of boxers over the first pair, leaving his pants below his ass.

Excuse me while I go find a palm tree to ram my face into.
Thats still going on?

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« Reply #7424 on: April 07, 2012, 12:02:12 pm »
My brother's a repeat offender of that.

I tend to pull down his trousers and ask him "Do you still think you're cool?"
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