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[MetalSlimeHunt]

My breathing was stifled for a little bit, but that's gone now. Everything else is still here.

And it's 1:00 AM on the US East Coast, I'm not going to a hospital now.

[MaximumZero]

I'm just sitting in my chair, minding my own business, and all of a sudden my entire body breaks out in rashes and raised, mostly pale bumps and my sinuses clog up.

What in the fuck is going on?! This itches like hell and it won't stop!

That's a totally normal reaction. You're allergic to grues!

[Max White]

I really hope this isn't like the time there was a kid at school who had an allergy to nuts, so we couldn't take any nut or nut based products to school, except instead of school it is bay12, and instead of nuts it is lunacy.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If this is an allergic reaction, I have no idea what it's over. The only thing I've ever been allergic to is penicillin, and the last time that was triggered I was a year old.

And there certainly isn't any penicillin just laying around my house.

[MaximumZero]

Quit eating month old bread.

[Ehndras]

If this is an allergic reaction, I have no idea what it's over. The only thing I've ever been allergic to is penicillin, and the last time that was triggered I was a year old.

And there certainly isn't any penicillin just laying around my house.

Did you just put on new clothes? Freshly-washed clothing, some sort of accessory? New food? OLD food? Anything in the last hour before the attack that may have triggered it, even something you wouldn't expect?

[MaximumZero]

New laundry detergent? Getting hives everywhere because you slept naked on freshly washed sheets is the worst.

Avoiding doublepost: My daughter just stirred in her sleep with a little "I'm about to cry" noise, and then belted out, "EAT YOUR FAAAAAAACE!"

O.o

[MaximumZero]

It's better than that one time she gave me a black eye and cut the bridge of my nose open with a headbutt because she was dreaming about Jareth chasing her. (Yes, she watched Labryinth at the age of two. And was probably strong enough to fight off the goblin king.)

[Max White]

David Bowie has got to be the smexyist nightmare ever!
Good to see you are giving her a proper introduction to film, might I suggest time bandits?

[MaximumZero]

Huh. Never thought about that one. She does watch the Flying Circus every once in a while when we can get a feed from the BBC. She laughed so hard at the parrot sketch, I thought she was going to burst. It had less to do with the dialog, though, and more to do with her morbid fascination with dead things/people.

[Max White]

Ooooh yea, time bandits, now! She will love it.

[Frumple]

also, I don't want to drink ANYTHING made of a liquidised human fetus.

MEAT IS MEAT.

Though the concept of meatjuice has some pretty unfortunate connotations. Fetus meatjuice is, honestly, worse.

But yeah that doesn't really have anything at all to do with stem cells, so moving on ♪

[Max White]

I don't see the problem with drinking fetus smoothies.

[kisame12794]

I think I dreamed me waking up :|

[MaximumZero]

I'm more awake when I dream then I am when I'm awake.