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[Flying Dice]

*crunchy neck high five*

*returns the high five while crunching his neck*

[Phantom of The Library]

*Begins to crunch-five then  falls over onto ground and is rushed to the hospital*

[SalmonGod]

My neck crunching drives my family crazy.

[userpay]

I do alot of neck crunching as well, kinda comes with reading a book.

[Montague]

Lower-back crunching is far more satisfying.

...I did both just now to make sure and I can confirm my previous statement is still correct.

(edited for accuracy)

[Flying Dice]

My neck crunching drives my family crazy.

It's the same for me. Every time:

"Oh, don't do that, you're doing permanent damage to your neck!"
 
"You know that isn't true, right?"

"Yes, but it bothers me."

[Max White]

Billy Corgan has a wresting company... Not sure if he is doing it for irony.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Greetings, fellow neck-crunchers!


Now, my WTF of the day: I decided to sleep in. I wake up at some point, look at the clock, it was like a little after 11. I thought JUST 5 MORE MINUTES and went back to sleep, ended up falling fully asleep again, had cool weird dreams like i usually do, wake up, it's a little after 10. As in, i think i fucking went BACK an hour, because i coulda sworn it said it was 11 before (to be fair i was sleepy, but i'm fairly sure i was still clear enough to tell the time, i wasn't gonna get up at 10).

I think the whole "forum went back in time" glitch is manifesting in my mind. Time to go memorize lottery numbers in case i go back again...

[Max White]

Could have been 11 pm and 10 am.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Or 11 am and 10 pm.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I don't post in this thread at all often.

But I do when I find out that Rainbow is actually a name given to people.

[SalmonGod]

That should be a boy's name!  Gonna cross that bridge!

[kaenneth]

So I was letting the TV run while doing something else, and a juice machine infomercial came on.

They had a guy who claimed to be a microbiologist saying that the product of the machine was like drinking embryonic stem cells.

...

...

protip: do not put aborted fetuses into a juicer.

[Lord Shonus]

That should be a boy's name!  Gonna cross that bridge!

Was that a deliberate Valhalla reference?

[612DwarfAvenue]

Could have been 11 pm and 10 am.

Nope, it was definitely AM, because i woke up beforehand at around 8 AM to go to the toilet before going back to sleep, which i then woke up at 11 AM, went back to sleep and then woke up finally at 10 AM, all the same day.