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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4815 on: February 08, 2012, 01:47:52 am »

After reading that page at 1 in the morning I now imagine the Doctor as the leader of the church of Satan.

I would watch that episode so hard.
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« Reply #4816 on: February 08, 2012, 03:31:49 am »

Oh god, I want to join, then when people ask my religion I can go "I'm a member of the church of SATAN" and show them my church membership card.

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The Church of Satan does not worship or support a belief in the Devil or other supernatural entities. "My real feeling is that anybody who believes in supernatural entities on some level is insane. Whether they believe in The Devil or God, they are abdicating reason"
Ohhoho, this dude is funny.
Is he still a satanist if he doesn't actually believe in satan?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4817 on: February 08, 2012, 03:50:23 am »

Isn't that LayVayan Satanism?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4818 on: February 08, 2012, 12:26:25 pm »

Oh god, I want to join, then when people ask my religion I can go "I'm a member of the church of SATAN" and show them my church membership card.

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Quote from: church founder
The Church of Satan does not worship or support a belief in the Devil or other supernatural entities. "My real feeling is that anybody who believes in supernatural entities on some level is insane. Whether they believe in The Devil or God, they are abdicating reason"
Ohhoho, this dude is funny.
Is he still a satanist if he doesn't actually believe in satan?
The large majority of Satanists actually don't worship Satan funily enough.
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« Reply #4819 on: February 08, 2012, 02:09:53 pm »

Huh? How does that work? ???

Was some poor guy named Satan just because his parents had a twisted sense of humor and when he started a religion it came back to bite him in the ass?

Are they a group of people with bad spelling worshipping satin and lacy fur?

Are they just people who dislike christianity?

And where does this llama come in? *Llama noise*
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« Reply #4820 on: February 08, 2012, 02:43:30 pm »

Are they just people who dislike christianity?
This one. Most of the "Satanism" I've looked at is incredibly lame and consists of "Oooh, we'll do everything Christian, but we'll do it backwards/upside-down! That's edgy, right? This is going to get me SO laid..."
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« Reply #4821 on: February 08, 2012, 02:56:38 pm »

Are they just people who dislike christianity?
This one. Most of the "Satanism" I've looked at is incredibly lame and consists of "Oooh, we'll do everything Christian, but we'll do it backwards/upside-down! That's edgy, right? This is going to get me SO laid..."
funny cause I yet to find any dating sites promoting Satanism. ( I unfortunately know the existence of christianmingle and im avoiding it like the plague)

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« Reply #4822 on: February 08, 2012, 02:59:33 pm »

Are they just people who dislike christianity?
This one. Most of the "Satanism" I've looked at is incredibly lame and consists of "Oooh, we'll do everything Christian, but we'll do it backwards/upside-down! That's edgy, right? This is going to get me SO laid..."
I love it when they use upside down crosses. I always commend them on their piety, and they always go(almost verbatim), "No, man it's an inverted cross, it's a symbol for the devil." Then I go nope, it's the symbol for a man who so loved the Lord he didn't consider himself worthy to die in the same fashion so he had them crucify him upside down. St. Peter, himself. Then they get angry and walk off.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #4823 on: February 08, 2012, 03:02:04 pm »

St Peter was a hardcore satanist؟
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« Reply #4824 on: February 08, 2012, 03:07:49 pm »

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« Reply #4825 on: February 08, 2012, 03:09:52 pm »

St Peter was a hardcore satanist؟
more like the Jesus freak everyone turn blind eye on.





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« Reply #4826 on: February 08, 2012, 03:37:02 pm »

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« Reply #4827 on: February 08, 2012, 03:45:29 pm »

Isn't LayVayan Satanism really just Ayn Rand-style 'selfishness-as-virtue' Nihilism with silly costumes and rituals and whatnot?

Frankly, it seems even more lame then normal religions...
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« Reply #4828 on: February 08, 2012, 04:00:21 pm »

Isn't LayVayan Satanism really just Ayn Rand-style 'selfishness-as-virtue' Nihilism with silly costumes and rituals and whatnot?

Frankly, it seems even more lame then normal religions...
More or less. It's hedonism with the addition of appeasement rituals. The basic worldview is that life sucks, get what pleasure you can in this life, and that you pray to Satan more to appease him and ward off misfortune than anything (although you certainly *can* ask him to smite thine enemies, but at your own risk).

In that respect, it's unoriginal as an inversion of Christianity, and it's also unoriginal as propitiation of a negative spirit is as old as civilization itself. You didn't offer sacrifices to the old gods because you loved them and wanted to thank them, you did it because they were right bastards and you wanted to keep their attentions pointed elsewhere. It's like a divine protection racket.  :P
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« Reply #4829 on: February 08, 2012, 04:14:13 pm »

More or less. It's hedonism with the addition of appeasement rituals. The basic worldview is that life sucks, get what pleasure you can in this life, and that you pray to Satan more to appease him and ward off misfortune than anything (although you certainly *can* ask him to smite thine enemies, but at your own risk).

In that respect, it's unoriginal as an inversion of Christianity, and it's also unoriginal as propitiation of a negative spirit is as old as civilization itself. You didn't offer sacrifices to the old gods because you loved them and wanted to thank them, you did it because they were right bastards and you wanted to keep their attentions pointed elsewhere. It's like a divine protection racket.  :P

Well, that sorta makes sense. Although Self-centered Hedonism and rituals seem contradictory. It seems that you'd think your own self is fully responsible for your success or misfortune and of course, there is absolutely no one else more important then one's self. So why go through the effort of offering sacrifices to give deference to anything else, supernatural or not?

Or is the idea that, in practicing such hedonism, or reguardless of it, you become an ally of sorts with some powerful entity and it's just your own self-interest to persue such an advantage? Having friends in high (or low) places and all that?

Although, I'm pretty sure the whole thing is really just a protest or rebellion aimed at offending Christians, which is fine as a rationale, if not somewhat juvenile.
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