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[Red]

There was a math teacher at my high school who paid so little attention to the homework that some people who would do one assignment and just show her that same one for pretty much every other assignment.

[FearfulJesuit]

Are they just people who dislike christianity?

This one. Most of the "Satanism" I've looked at is incredibly lame and consists of "Oooh, we'll do everything Christian, but we'll do it backwards/upside-down! That's edgy, right? This is going to get me SO laid..."

funny cause I yet to find any dating sites promoting Satanism. ( I unfortunately know the existence of christianmingle and im avoiding it like the plague)

christianmingle?

Yeah...is there anything especially bizarre about christianmingle that goes beyond "christian dating site"?

[Nadaka]

Are they just people who dislike christianity?

This one. Most of the "Satanism" I've looked at is incredibly lame and consists of "Oooh, we'll do everything Christian, but we'll do it backwards/upside-down! That's edgy, right? This is going to get me SO laid..."

funny cause I yet to find any dating sites promoting Satanism. ( I unfortunately know the existence of christianmingle and im avoiding it like the plague)

christianmingle?

Yeah...is there anything especially bizarre about christianmingle that goes beyond "christian dating site"?

He might be talking about the advertising where they say they "find gods match for you!" But other than that? Meh? Just another dating site.

[MaximumZero]

Um...shouldn't their god take care of that if it was such a big deal?

[Valid_Dark]

I brought up Mario 64 in conversation with a friend, only to find out he's never played it, then when trying to describe it he says, like vice city? NO,
so I say, it's like banjo kazooie, but he's never played that, then I say it's a 3d platformer, he says,... like vice city? NO NOT LIKE VICE CITY, he's never played a 3d platformer, I ask if he's played sonic adventure or Jak and Daxter to try to give him an idea of what a 3d platformer is, Finally I ask if he's played Donkey Kong 64, he says he has, and claims it is JUST like vice city,  and therefore Mario64 = like Vice city

Spoiler:  snippit of our convo (click to show/hide)

NOT LIKE FUCKING VICE CITY
in mario 64 you don't have a gun
you jump
and fly

DONKEY KONG
was the same game

not at all

but with MINOR alterations

no vehicles
no golden bananas in vice city

tiny counts as a vehicle

are you listening to yourself

have u evrplayed donkey kong
its vice city
with'
gorillas and crocs
and an ourangatang
...few monkeys
barrels
thats what i remember

not at all

I just ended up calling him dumb

[Gatleos]

I brought up Mario 64 in conversation with a friend, only to find out he's never played it, then when trying to describe it he says, like vice city? NO,
so I say, it's like banjo kazooie, but he's never played that, then I say it's a 3d platformer, he says,... like vice city? NO NOT LIKE VICE CITY, he's never played a 3d platformer, I ask if he's played sonic adventure or Jak and Daxter to try to give him an idea of what a 3d platformer is, Finally I ask if he's played Donkey Kong 64, he says he has, and claims it is JUST like vice city,  and therefore Mario64 = like Vice city

Spoiler:  snippit of our convo (click to show/hide)

NOT LIKE FUCKING VICE CITY
in mario 64 you don't have a gun
you jump
and fly

DONKEY KONG
was the same game

not at all

but with MINOR alterations

no vehicles
no golden bananas in vice city

tiny counts as a vehicle

are you listening to yourself

have u evrplayed donkey kong
its vice city
with'
gorillas and crocs
and an ourangatang
...few monkeys
barrels
thats what i remember

not at all

I just ended up calling him dumb

I distinctly remember hammer-tossing a giant turtle into a floating bomb in Vice City.

[RedKing]

You mean Mario didn't have to chase a guy down and murder him with a chainsaw?

Oops. Uhh, nothing to see here.

[rarborman]

didnt mario smash all those badguys through all the games? its not like they have extra lives.

[Montague]

Pretty sure you can jump around on platforms, instantly die if you fall in water and kill things with claw hammers and fire in both games, though.

Same basic thing.

[Kogut]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That is the best thing.

Optimum Wednesday achieved.

seriously, wtf

[Aklyon]

So, Double Fine's Adventure game Kickstarter crushed its target goal in a single day. WTF.

[Siquo]

So, Double Fine's Adventure game Kickstarter crushed its target goal in a single day. WTF.

Wow.
But, Awesome. I hope this becomes the new standard, and we can get Awesome Games Like Back In The Day again.

[Euld]

My brother has been using my shampoo and body wash.  No idea why.  He has like 10 bottles of own stuff lying around, but he feels the need to use some of mine too?

And I decided to do my art assignment on those same bottles, but every time I touch my nearly empty body wash bottle I have to resist the urge to fly into a rage 

[Phantom of The Library]

I brought up Mario 64 in conversation with a friend, only to find out he's never played it, then when trying to describe it he says, like vice city? NO,
so I say, it's like banjo kazooie, but he's never played that, then I say it's a 3d platformer, he says,... like vice city? NO NOT LIKE VICE CITY, he's never played a 3d platformer, I ask if he's played sonic adventure or Jak and Daxter to try to give him an idea of what a 3d platformer is, Finally I ask if he's played Donkey Kong 64, he says he has, and claims it is JUST like vice city,  and therefore Mario64 = like Vice city

Spoiler:  snippit of our convo (click to show/hide)

NOT LIKE FUCKING VICE CITY
in mario 64 you don't have a gun
you jump
and fly

DONKEY KONG
was the same game

not at all

but with MINOR alterations

no vehicles
no golden bananas in vice city

tiny counts as a vehicle

are you listening to yourself

have u evrplayed donkey kong
its vice city
with'
gorillas and crocs
and an ourangatang
...few monkeys
barrels
thats what i remember

not at all

I just ended up calling him dumb

Wooooooooooooooooooow.

[RedKing]

So, Double Fine's Adventure game Kickstarter crushed its target goal in a single day. WTF.

Wow.
But, Awesome. I hope this becomes the new standard, and we can get Awesome Games Like Back In The Day again.

Maybe he'll do a sequel to Day of the Tentacle (one of my favorite games ever). Probably not though...with the exception of Monkey Island, Schafer seems to be averse to sequels. Which would be a tremendously admirable thing if his games weren't so damn awesome that they deserved sequels. (And yes, I'm aware of the Notch-funded Psychonauts 2)