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[RedKing]

Meh, those sort of convos tend to happen a lot more with close friends, because far fewer subjects are taboo. Reminds me of when me and a buddy of mine worked on his high school project to do "marketing materials for some aspect of the Middle Ages". So we hashed out a travel brochure for Inquisitorial torture devices. We rebranded it as a "holistic health spa" called Two-Hack Jack's. After all, what better way to slim down than starving in the gibbet and then being stretched on the rack?

The teacher gave him an A for research and accuracy, but was profoundly disturbed at both the choice of subject matter, and the fact that it was done as a travel brochure. 

[Siquo]

At the rib-off today, I saw a couple take their toddler to the portapotty. The man went in with the kid, while the woman screened the door from view, which was necessary because she held the door open the entire time. After that, they proceeded to hold her dress over her head while they cleaned her off outside, in full view of everyone.

That's pretty standard procedure. I'm sure a lot of people have seen your toddly weenie as well.

[Lord Shonus]

I have never seen such before. Cleaning her off in the portajohn with the door open would be nothing unusual due to the size of said facility. Taking her out in front of a crowd to clean her struck me as very odd.

[Karnewarrior]

Meh, those sort of convos tend to happen a lot more with close friends, because far fewer subjects are taboo. Reminds me of when me and a buddy of mine worked on his high school project to do "marketing materials for some aspect of the Middle Ages". So we hashed out a travel brochure for Inquisitorial torture devices. We rebranded it as a "holistic health spa" called Two-Hack Jack's. After all, what better way to slim down than starving in the gibbet and then being stretched on the rack?

The teacher gave him an A for research and accuracy, but was profoundly disturbed at both the choice of subject matter, and the fact that it was done as a travel brochure. 

Heheheheheh
If I ever have to make one of those for class again that's exactly what I'm going to do.

[RedKing]

Meh, those sort of convos tend to happen a lot more with close friends, because far fewer subjects are taboo. Reminds me of when me and a buddy of mine worked on his high school project to do "marketing materials for some aspect of the Middle Ages". So we hashed out a travel brochure for Inquisitorial torture devices. We rebranded it as a "holistic health spa" called Two-Hack Jack's. After all, what better way to slim down than starving in the gibbet and then being stretched on the rack?

The teacher gave him an A for research and accuracy, but was profoundly disturbed at both the choice of subject matter, and the fact that it was done as a travel brochure. 

Heheheheheh
If I ever have to make one of those for class again that's exactly what I'm going to do.

We really hammed it up in some places. Like the customer testimonials ("I confess...that I've never felt better!" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH! I really *do* feel the burn!") and the bad puns. If we were to do it now, we'd probably do a video.

[blackmagechill]

So, we were doing this thing in class where we had to write down what we liked to do or whatever, and then the rest of the class had to guess, as it was the first day of school and bluh bluh stupid stuff. When the paper that said "playing with my daughter" came up, in a class full of 14 year olds, it was pretty fucking bizarre.

[UltraValican]

So, we were doing this thing in class where we had to write down what we liked to do or whatever, and then the rest of the class had to guess, as it was the first day of school and bluh bluh stupid stuff. When the paper that said "playing with my daughter" came up, in a class full of 14 year olds, it was pretty fucking bizarre.

Yeah..thats pretty screwed up.

I found out where IronyOwls avatar came from...
My response:
Me:Oh I think  I saw that thing on the forums..I want to learn more!
*30 seconds later*
Me:

[Angel Of Death]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpOAXIgF9U


Alright, what the fuck is this shit?

[RedWarrior0]

My submission of brainfuck:

Some people are working with the possibility of a Möbius world (designed for D&D, but not actually all that D&D-related)

[Angel Of Death]

I'm having a REAALLLY weird urge. I want to cut something in half and extract what's inside of it. I worry for myself...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm having a REAALLLY weird urge. I want to cut something in half and extract what's inside of it. I worry for myself...

Saw Coconut in half. Extract and devour coconut flesh for Glorious Leader. Problem solved.

[MaximumZero]

I'm having a REAALLLY weird urge. I want to cut something in half and extract what's inside of it. I worry for myself...

Saw Coconut in half. Extract and devour coconut flesh for Glorious Leader. Problem solved.

Or a chocolate pie.

[Angel Of Death]

Anyways, I saw a shop today by the name of Dick's Meats. WhatisthisIdon'teven.

That shop's hard to enjoy. It really blows.

BA DUM TSHHHH

[Scaraban]

Anyways, I saw a shop today by the name of Dick's Meats. WhatisthisIdon'teven.

That shop's hard to enjoy. It really blows.

BA DUM TSHHHH

I would have said don't say anything about how it looks, if he gets worked up he's really inflexible.

[Angel Of Death]

You guys have waaaay too much punt up emotions if you're dicking around with cock jokes.

You have quite some balls to say that to me. You're in a real sticky situation, mister!

These puns are making me go "WTF?"