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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14841827 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1200 on: July 24, 2011, 10:22:43 pm »

Do you know how much money I would make if I could get laptops to just spawn out of thin air?
What if they were only competitor's laptops, though?
If I'm spawning laptops out of thin air, I'm going into business for myself and selling whatever I can sell for 100% profit!
Capitalism, Ho!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1201 on: July 24, 2011, 10:23:13 pm »

Do you know how much money I would make if I could get laptops to just spawn out of thin air?
What if they were only competitor's laptops, though?
If I'm spawning laptops out of thin air, I'm going into business for myself and selling whatever I can sell for 100% profit!
Capitalism, Ho!
Indeed. In-deed.
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« Reply #1202 on: July 24, 2011, 10:25:33 pm »

If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I'd find some better way of using my newfound powers~

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1203 on: July 24, 2011, 10:26:48 pm »

If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I'd find some better way of using my newfound powers~
Spawn a super computer.

Forever able to play dwarf fortress.
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« Reply #1204 on: July 24, 2011, 10:28:01 pm »

I was thinking more stuff to do with magic and tentacles and robots and touhou~
Also, remember, supercomputer in the 70s: massive thing, less powerful than modern laptops~
They don't last forever, bro~

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1205 on: July 24, 2011, 10:28:40 pm »

If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I'd find some better way of using my newfound powers~
Spawn a super computer.

Forever able to play dwarf fortress.

I can already run a 4x4 fortress with a river and all the caves open at almost 50,000 fps. What more do you want!?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1206 on: July 24, 2011, 10:31:43 pm »

If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I'd find some better way of using my newfound powers~
Spawn a super computer.

Forever able to play dwarf fortress.

I can already run a 4x4 fortress with a river and all the caves open at almost 50,000 fps. What more do you want!?
A supercomputer mech whose liquid cooling doubles as hydraulic power for movement.
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« Reply #1207 on: July 24, 2011, 10:34:34 pm »

Okay, I would get my own personal walker, maybe even a gerwalk~
And it'd have the AI from Outlaw Star, Gilliam~

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1208 on: July 24, 2011, 10:36:20 pm »

If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I'd find some better way of using my newfound powers~
Spawn a super computer.

Forever able to play dwarf fortress.

I can already run a 4x4 fortress with a river and all the caves open at almost 50,000 fps. What more do you want!?
A supercomputer mech whose liquid cooling doubles as hydraulic power for movement.

That would be kinda cool, like the pumping of coolant also spins fans?
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« Reply #1209 on: July 24, 2011, 11:40:42 pm »

If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I'd find some better way of using my newfound powers~
If I could spawn laptops out of thin air, I would hook them all together in a hideous mass of cables and try to make an AI. Then I would show it the Internet and see what happens.
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« Reply #1210 on: July 24, 2011, 11:56:14 pm »

I would do the same, several times, while recording how long it takes each to destroy itself.

Science, ho!
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« Reply #1211 on: July 25, 2011, 12:25:22 am »

I would do the same, several times, while recording how long it takes each to destroy itself.

Science, ho!
How do we know it would destroy itself? For all we know, it could become a meme spouting /b/tard.

In which case, I'd have to find something useful to do with a /b/tard AI...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1212 on: July 25, 2011, 12:28:18 am »

I would do the same, several times, while recording how long it takes each to destroy itself.

Science, ho!
How do we know it would destroy itself? For all we know, it could become a meme spouting /b/tard.

In which case, I'd have to find something useful to do with a /b/tard AI...
/b/tard AI? "This LOLputer is running Newfaggat OS. Triforce to start installation"

Would it be something like that?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #1213 on: July 25, 2011, 12:29:56 am »

I would do the same, several times, while recording how long it takes each to destroy itself.

Science, ho!
How do we know it would destroy itself? For all we know, it could become a meme spouting /b/tard.

In which case, I'd have to find something useful to do with a /b/tard AI...
/b/tard AI? "This LOLputer is running Newfaggat OS. Triforce to start installation"

Would it be something like that?
So it is suicidal?
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« Reply #1214 on: July 25, 2011, 05:11:37 pm »

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