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[Phmcw]

Seitanic Sushi? Alright, what the fuck?

Completely made my day. I'm going to make some once I have a bit of time.

[MaximumZero]

Seitanic Sushi? Alright, what the fuck?

Completely made my day. I'm going to make some once I have a bit of time.

I want dude's kitchen. So awesome.

[Aqizzar]

Seitanic Sushi? Alright, what the fuck?

This is my new favorite webshow.  I am going to make this sushi.  I sold my soul for rock and roll, the least I can do to supplicate my dark masters is prepare some fiendish sushi.

YOU CAN WAIT TIL THE RICE COOLS... BUT FUCK THAT IT TAKES TOO LONG...  Holy crap, I need to get to the Asian Market right now.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

In a couple of minutes, Vegan Black Metal Chef made me want to become a vegan more than nearly two decades of annoying PETA protestors did.

[Grimshot]

In a couple of minutes, Vegan Black Metal Chef made me want to become a vegan more than nearly two decades of annoying PETA protestors did.

 I can agree to that.

[ein]

Played Let's Count the People in the Coffee Shop.
11 people in the front room.
4 had coffee.
6 were on Macs.
2 had big sketch pads.

That's not even counting the back room.

[MaximumZero]

Played Let's Count the People in the Coffee Shop.
11 people in the front room.
4 had coffee.
6 were on Macs.
2 had big sketch pads.

That's not even counting the back room.

There's a back room in your coffee shop? What the hell for? Are there strippers back there or something?

[freeformschooler]

Played Let's Count the People in the Coffee Shop.
11 people in the front room.
4 had coffee.
6 were on Macs.
2 had big sketch pads.

That's not even counting the back room.

There's a back room in your coffee shop? What the hell for? Are there strippers back there or something?

I have a coffee shop with a back room, it's used for performances and events that happen, otherwise it's just another place to sit.

[ein]

It's a place for people to sit and use their laptops~
Given its stated purpose, I'd assume there'd be two macs for every person, and half the ratio of coffee:people as the front room~
Furthermore, that many macs would lead to one person having a windows laptop~
Something about radioactive decay, blah de blah, quantum physics or something~

[Aklyon]

How many macs does it take for there to be a linux laptop, though?

[ein]

In a coffee shop?~
0.002% probability~
Linux laptops are more likely in areas high in IT radiation~
Meanwhile, macs give off Anti-IT radiation, LOWERING the probability of a linuxtop appearing~
Basically, you need windows≥mac to counter the anti-it radiation, increasing the probability of a linuxtop spawning~

[Urist Imiknorris]

Something about radioactive decay, blah de blah, quantum physics or something~

">Sigh< As any Nuclear Physicist will tell you if you feed him enough lagers, bringing two masses of radioactive substances into close to each other is not a good thing. In this case, bringing two bunches of furry teethes into close proximity is similarly not a good thing..."

[MaximumZero]

Do you know how much money I would make if I could get laptops to just spawn out of thin air?

[Aklyon]

Do you know how much money I would make if I could get laptops to just spawn out of thin air?

What if they were only competitor's laptops, though?

[MaximumZero]

Do you know how much money I would make if I could get laptops to just spawn out of thin air?

What if they were only competitor's laptops, though?

If I'm spawning laptops out of thin air, I'm going into business for myself and selling whatever I can sell for 100% profit!