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[Darvi]

The former I guess. If she did the latter I would've had to kill her. Or the cake.

[Remalle]

Reminds me of my cousin.  "Look, just place your red one here and -" "NO WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT" "No, look, you just need to -" "SERIOUSLY LET ME DO THIS" "If you just jump down we'll -" "NO I GOTTA DO THIS" (we both die)

[Aklyon]

Spoiler: You'd think they'd make sure you're actually in the lottery country first... (click to show/hide)

[MaximumZero]

Spoiler: You'd think they'd make sure you're actually in the lottery country first... (click to show/hide)

That's been going around for ages. I have about a dozen of them supposedly from the UK, Australia, Canada and of all places, Egypt deposited into my spam box a week.

[Karnewarrior]

Spoiler: You'd think they'd make sure you're actually in the lottery country first... (click to show/hide)

That's been going around for ages. I have about a dozen of them supposedly from the UK, Australia, Canada and of all places, Egypt deposited into my spam box a week.

None from the U.S? Or China? Or Russia? Or India?

Are they diliberately avoiding high populations simply to miss and advertise that that's spam?

...

Click it.

[Reelyanoob]

Spoiler: You'd think they'd make sure you're actually in the lottery country first... (click to show/hide)

That's been going around for ages. I have about a dozen of them supposedly from the UK, Australia, Canada and of all places, Egypt deposited into my spam box a week.

Very supposedly. There's no such thing as a "national lottery" in Australia. All gambling is regulated/controlled at the state level.

EDIT: I thought I might be mistaken, but the google links were about the scams. The closest thing is OzLotto which the largest lottery company runs in all the states since 1994, they could have at least used that for the scam name, but they're too lazy to do any research.

[Ochita]

Dreams.

Basically, a very normal dream, so it was just like real life, but I had my glasses on.

I don't have my glasses now. And I just realized it while walking outside.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Dreams.

Basically, a very normal dream, so it was just like real life, but I had my glasses on.

I don't have my glasses now. And I just realized it while walking outside.

This is also a dream. You were dead from the start, Jesus.

What a tweest!

[Ochita]

Well, no. Its just weird, I guess I've become accustomed to wearing glasses, even though I haven't worn them for some time. Its like my mental image of myself I guess, or my persona.

[ein]

Right now, it's hotter in London than in Texas where I am.
Probably still hottest in W Texas, or some shit, though.

[Ochita]

Bwahahahahaha

Fear the English heat!

That I am in.

[Karnewarrior]

Right now, it's hotter in London than in Texas where I am.
Probably still hottest in W Texas, or some shit, though.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Time for plan B.
cyrogenics.

[alway]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNxQfVNVR8&feature=player_embedded
Snail eating an earthworm.
First: Hmm, this shall be interesting, 2 very slow invertebrates, one of which is gonna get nommed.
Later: WTF WTF WTF D:

[Roctiv]

Just like every day, I was woken up this morning at 5am by pigeons happily singing. Except today, they are louder than they used to be. I muttered a "shut up", turned my head, and found three of the creepy things happily running around in my bedroom.

Cue WTF and facepalm. I'm sleeping with the windows closed from now on.

[Max White]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNxQfVNVR8&feature=player_embedded
Snail eating an earthworm.
First: Hmm, this shall be interesting, 2 very slow invertebrates, one of which is gonna get nommed.
Later: WTF WTF WTF D:

Dear god...
AWESOME!!!