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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14501931 times)

Sergarr

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76680 on: May 18, 2015, 03:48:45 pm »

There's NO WAY this god is actually lawful good. No one could be stupid enough to peg this murderhobo god as "lawful good".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76681 on: May 18, 2015, 03:52:20 pm »

The god is lawful good. Child of an archdevil and a demigoddess from the fire plane.

Either people have been grossly misinterpreting him, or someone dropped the ball while designing him.
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« Reply #76682 on: May 18, 2015, 03:53:36 pm »

someone dropped the ball while designing him.
I vote this one. 3rd edition have had a lot of stupid in its non-core books.

EDIT: Actually, ask if that god is from Book of Exalted Deeds. It feels on the same level of "stupid".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76683 on: May 18, 2015, 03:53:56 pm »

What's the name of this God, out of curiosity?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76684 on: May 18, 2015, 03:54:05 pm »

Now I want to read on this deity in particular, so I can find a technical loophole.
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« Reply #76685 on: May 18, 2015, 03:57:12 pm »

Found a wiki link.

Ragathiel is an empyreal lord; a lesser type of deity that serves greater ones.

E: Found the horse cock mutagen. Technically not possible in a game, even taking into account a more lewd interpretation of the vestigial arm.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76686 on: May 18, 2015, 03:58:38 pm »

Reminds me of this guy. Lawful Evil god that basically nobody -- including the god itself -- is entirely cognizant is LE. Part of the setting's pantheon of Light (i.e. the metaphysical "good guys"). Has Lawful Good worshipers, even :V
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« Reply #76687 on: May 18, 2015, 04:11:51 pm »

Part of his sphere is duty.  How does this manifest? Duty to serve the law? If so, then the previous about sending another paladin to kill him with a legal writ of execution for his murderous rampage is apt.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76688 on: May 18, 2015, 04:14:43 pm »

Technically not possible in a game, even taking into account a more lewd interpretation of the vestigial arm.
I imagine there were house rules or something. Though the concept of "Player continually is a shit, other players add consequences for said shittiness" is still a good one.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76689 on: May 18, 2015, 04:16:18 pm »

Technically not possible in a game, even taking into account a more lewd interpretation of the vestigial arm.
I imagine there were house rules or something. Though the concept of "Player continually is a shit, other players add consequences for said shittiness" is still a good one.

There's a sequel I found. Bard gets alchemist back by poisoning his rage mutagen, which kills him in a battle.
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« Reply #76690 on: May 18, 2015, 04:16:48 pm »

A potion of gender change would have worked to equal effect, and been more in-cannon. (would still require rule bending, since that is not possible to brew with vanilla rules. The effect is vanilla, but there is no formula.)

Either genderchange the bard, or genderchange the maid.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76691 on: May 18, 2015, 04:18:36 pm »

why not both
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« Reply #76692 on: May 18, 2015, 04:22:04 pm »

That's dirty. ;)

But I was thinking more the consequence for failed transformation that genderchange effect has-- null gender is a possible outcome.

A gender nullified bard would have solved the problem permanently.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #76693 on: May 18, 2015, 05:10:54 pm »

Do not deny the virility of bards, they'd find a way.

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