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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14950301 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63330 on: November 15, 2014, 01:18:47 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63331 on: November 15, 2014, 01:19:04 pm »

My dad apparently thinks that an aunt of mine is trying to set me up with her daughter, my first cousin.

Just...why? Why would that be your first thought, dad? O_o
Because he's a dad and his first priority in life is to make embarassing jokes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63332 on: November 15, 2014, 01:20:28 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63333 on: November 15, 2014, 01:38:08 pm »

My dad apparently thinks that an aunt of mine is trying to set me up with her daughter, my first cousin.

Just...why? Why would that be your first thought, dad? O_o

That begs the most important question:

Is she hot?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63334 on: November 15, 2014, 01:43:47 pm »

Are you royalty?
No. Not as far as I'm aware.

Is the aunt in question on his side of the family? Maybe he knows what to expect from her. :P
Nope.

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Am I what? O_o
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Darvi

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63335 on: November 15, 2014, 01:47:55 pm »

That's just as messed up as the family of integers.

Let me explain.
5 and 7 are prime twins.
7 and 11 are prime cousins.
5 and 11 are sexy primes. They're cousins.

Oh yeah and 3 and 5 are twins but 3 and 7 are cousins how fucked up is that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63336 on: November 15, 2014, 02:26:02 pm »

Incest? Doesn't matter, had sex.

Edit: Also, my WTF for the day. I had a dream about Doctor Who marrying the STIG. Well, not actually the STIG - his twin, or something? I don't even know. Anyway, my brain is currently being replaced by a Rube Goldberg device that is powered by the severed liver flaps of churchmice and cheese wheels made from the milk of human virgins, because that apparently makes more sodding sense.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2014, 02:29:59 pm by Orange Wizard »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63338 on: November 15, 2014, 02:33:30 pm »

... to be something approaching fair, a couple of my relatives, first cousins to one another, did marry each other. Three kids. No major problems that I heard of.

So it's. Still a thing, or something. Probably more of that in the history further back, but these folks are still, y'know, alive and kicking.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #63339 on: November 15, 2014, 02:35:58 pm »

I had a dream about Doctor Who marrying the STIG. Well, not actually the STIG - his twin, or something?
Spoiler: Maybe one of these? (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #63340 on: November 15, 2014, 02:39:50 pm »

The Chinese Stig is also dubbed the Attack Stig for its gratuitous application of martial arts.
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« Reply #63341 on: November 15, 2014, 03:05:05 pm »

There's another AssCreed game on the way. What the Fuck Ubisoft?
You're churning these out like a Polish milkmaid on Eurovision.
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« Reply #63342 on: November 15, 2014, 03:07:32 pm »

Well, it is a highly popular game that presumably sells like hotcakes. Possibly. I stopped paying attention after Revelations.
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« Reply #63343 on: November 15, 2014, 03:12:18 pm »

Also plot twist: You play a Templar. And are a britbong, as are all the supporting characters. And the most traitorous ones are northerners.
Thanks Ubama.
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« Reply #63344 on: November 15, 2014, 03:13:13 pm »

Also plot twist: You play a Templar.
Didn't they already do that?
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