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[TamerVirus]

Oh yeah? Well where's Plato now?

He's dead.

And the name of a children's molding compound

[TD1]

Substitute Socrates for Plato

Socrates is a man
All men are mortal
Therefore Socrates is mortal

This also means you, Tamer, are mortal. To conclude, one day someone may say "Oh yeah? Well where's TamerVirus now? He's not posting anymore."

[Tawa]

Ever hear of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?

Morons.

[TamerVirus]

Substitute Socrates for Plato

Socrates is a man
All men are mortal
Therefore Socrates is mortal

This also means you, Tamer, are mortal. To conclude, one day someone may say "Oh yeah? Well where's TamerVirus now? He's not posting anymore."

BRB Existential Crisis

[TD1]

Ha, and so you should!


_{Teach you to mess with the great philosopher Plato.}

[TamerVirus]

I'd imagine the revenge of zombie Plato would be a rather compelling movie

[TD1]

Hey, it could only be better than Twilight.

Maybe make it a romance, too, with the one girl who tragically has the one brain Plato finds irresistible and must consume.

[Xantalos]

I'd imagine the revenge of zombie Plato would be a rather compelling movie

Regular zombie or philosophical zombie?

[Orange Wizard]

Relevant.

[TamerVirus]

What about a deranged psychopath that kidnaps people and chains them up in caves?

[Darvi]

Hey, it could only be better than Twilight.

Maybe make it a romance, too, with the one girl who tragically has the one brain Plato finds irresistible and must consume.

Plato would make for a horrible romantic character.

[Tawa]

What about a deranged psychopath that kidnaps people and chains them up in caves?

Then mocks them with fire they can't see.

10/10, ★★★★★, next Forrest Gump

Alternatively, we could continue with the chain of Princess Bride references.

[TD1]

Hey, it could only be better than Twilight.

Maybe make it a romance, too, with the one girl who tragically has the one brain Plato finds irresistible and must consume.

Plato would make for a horrible romantic character.

So do Vampires, but that's a thing

He might even get a feminist!
“If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.”

[Frumple]

Hey, it could only be better than Twilight.

Maybe make it a romance, too, with the one girl who tragically has the one brain Plato finds irresistible and must consume.

Plato would make for a horrible romantic character.

Socrates... might manage it? Despite being basically a wonder hobo, dude had kids, got drunk at parties and talked about love, etc., etc. Might be able to swing some romance.

Probably a terrible domestic life afterwards, but the lead up might be worth watching.

Well, technically that was Plato wearing a socretes skin suit, but that would be... weird. Let's not go down that path. Having the initial scene of a romcom being summarized as "manflaying" would be somewhat awkward.

E: on the other hand, killing someone, skinning them, and wearing their flesh as a suit as a means of courtship does say you're pretty devoted.

Also bugfuck insane, but hey, yandere.

[TamerVirus]

Time to think up Plato romance movie titles!

Plato and Me: Gettin' Metaphysical
Platonic Love
A perfectly rational and logical relationship