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[Graknorke]

I was in bed trying to sleep, which in itself is quite odd, but I then suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to wiggle and writhe, my head moved rapidly and I made many odd sounds, I began singing hellfire, and I spoke to me myself and I. I grew angry, I became morose and I wondered why I was singing, I never sing.

I had no idea what was going on. Then I realized it was 3 AM. The 3 AM hyper came back with vengeance.

You have tourettes?

[nomoetoe]

I was in bed trying to sleep, which in itself is quite odd, but I then suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to wiggle and writhe, my head moved rapidly and I made many odd sounds, I began singing hellfire, and I spoke to me myself and I. I grew angry, I became morose and I wondered why I was singing, I never sing.

I had no idea what was going on. Then I realized it was 3 AM. The 3 AM hyper came back with vengeance.

You have tourettes?

tourettes? that only comes out at 3 AM? hmm, that makes more sense then what I think it to be.

[Arx]

I've been feeling unusually tall today. Things that are normally comfortable feel too short. I really hope I haven't somehow grown another two inches overnight. That would be pretty worrying.

[Helgoland]

It wouldn't be
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
too much of a stretch.

[Arx]

Last night, I dreamed I was drinking beer. It was quite sweet, presumably because my subconscious decided that muesli is sweet (at least, the cheap brand I eat is) and made from grain, and beer is made from grain therefore it must be sweet.

I am now craving the not actually beer. The WTF truck has been busy.

[Bauglir]

You may wish to look into alcoholic root beer.

[MaximumZero]

Today has been insanely busy at work. I knew it would be a busy day, what with CoD launching, but I've more than doubled a typical sales day myself. And I still have 2 1/2 hours to go, after lunch break.

[Wolfkit]

Note the slashes.

[Orange Wizard]

That's what you get for using Windows 8.

[scrdest]

Last night, I dreamed I was drinking beer. It was quite sweet, presumably because my subconscious decided that muesli is sweet (at least, the cheap brand I eat is) and made from grain, and beer is made from grain therefore it must be sweet.

I am now craving the not actually beer. The WTF truck has been busy.

Do you mind it not being alcoholic? Because malt drinks, especially non-flavored ones should scratch that itch.

[Wolfkit]

That's what you get for using Windows 8.

Not much choice nowadays when it comes to laptops

[Graknorke]

You may wish to look into alcoholic root beer.

Why not just alcoholic beer?
Or if it's sweet you're after you could go with that crime against taste, alcopops. I actually think you could accurately predict the demographics of an area by checking what proportion of discarded (recycled or otherwise. Probably otherwise.) glass is WKD bottles.

[Tawa]

That's what you get for using Windows 8.

Not much choice nowadays when it comes to laptops

You could, you know, use Linux.

Unless your demon Microsoft laptop has a way to get around any attempts to exorcise it with Linux.

[Helgoland]

Arx my dear friend, what you need is Kölsch! It's the local beer of Cologne and of all the Rhineland, except for the Düsseldorf beer heathens, where they drink something that tastes like a mixture of molasses, Rhine water and horse piss. Compared to other beers, it is rather sweet - among beers, it has a very special place.

[Yoink]

I think The Mighty Boosh tried to turn me gay. That's the last time I watch it whilst high. >_>