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[SealyStar]

Not to mention the gay guy saying she was his favorite pornstar? Makes you think, doesn't it?

I was going to call that into question, but I couldn't remember for sure that you were gay and thought it would be rude to guess.

[Zangi]

God damned DMV.  Every time for the last half year I went there, they gotta nitpick at shit.  The latest one being that one of the company vehicles... The company name was entered slightly differently by one of em whenever we first registered it and now I gotta go get some proof of corporation for it.

I really hate the place.

[mastahcheese]

Last night I was woken up by a loud crashing noise, and looked out the window, but didn't see anything.
So this morning when I went to the car, I noticed a giant gaping hole in the wall under my apartment.
There was just a bunch of bricks everywhere, and a ton of scrap wood laying in the area behind where the wall was.

So I just shrugged, didn't question it, and went to work.

[Andux]

http://www.thelocal.de/20140521/german-customs-seize-falcon-wearing-nazi-ss-hat

D'aww, look at him in that tiny hat. It's adorable, yet also horrible; it's adorrible.


Who's a widdle fascist bird? You's a widdle fascist bird! Yeess you are. Yes you are!

[Zangi]

God damned DMV.  Every time for the last half year I went there, they gotta nitpick at shit.  The latest one being that one of the company vehicles... The company name was entered slightly differently by one of em whenever we first registered it and now I gotta go get some proof of corporation for it.

I really hate the place.

* Zangi goes back to DMV with 'proof'.

Get different person.
Tells me I should not have had to leave and get that.  They have it on record, since we go there often.  FML

[Sergarr]

God damned DMV.  Every time for the last half year I went there, they gotta nitpick at shit.  The latest one being that one of the company vehicles... The company name was entered slightly differently by one of em whenever we first registered it and now I gotta go get some proof of corporation for it.

I really hate the place.

* Zangi goes back to DMV with 'proof'.

Get different person.
Tells me I should not have had to leave and get that.  They have it on record, since we go there often.  FML

This should help you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGjab76TJ3c

[SealyStar]

o.o

http://www.thelocal.de/20140521/german-customs-seize-falcon-wearing-nazi-ss-hat

The SS-hat-wearing-falcon isnt the part that got me.  Silly news headlines.

Nazi Falcon saved to hard drive.

[Biowraith]

My gas/elec provider were urging me to submit meter readings by 6th May to ensure the next bill was accurate.  Then on the 1st May they send me an email saying they've had to change the date of my next meter reading, and so therefore change the date of my next bill to October.  Then I log into my account today to find there's a bill issued on 11th April... and it covers the period April 2013-October 2013, plus another the same day covering Oct 2012 to April 2013. And there's yet been another bill on the 15th May that was then reversed on the 19th May.  And apparently another bill on the 25th March that was then reversed on the 1st April.. and another reversal on 1st April that appears to be for the bill issued in May last year.  I've not had any notification about any of those bills (or the reversals).

I'm starting to think their billing section consists of a group of 3 year olds mashing the keyboards, and periodically their parents rush over to reverse everything they've done.

[GiglameshDespair]

Why can't i find the openVPN msi download on their site?

[Graknorke]

Last night I was woken up by a loud crashing noise, and looked out the window, but didn't see anything.
So this morning when I went to the car, I noticed a giant gaping hole in the wall under my apartment.
There was just a bunch of bricks everywhere, and a ton of scrap wood laying in the area behind where the wall was.

So I just shrugged, didn't question it, and went to work.

This sounds like something from an Ace Attorney game. The mysterious clue that doesn't seem to fit in until you have all the other pieces.

[Jopax]

I think one of my teeth is beggining to get loose, not sure why or how, but the flesh around it has been hurting a bit lately, I just figured it was a small wound from food or something. This is rather worrying tbh as it's the last thing I need right now, plus my impeccable smile will be gone :C

To make it worse I won't be able to stop picking and prodding at it now, possibly making the whole thing much worse, fml.

[Yoink]

Last night I was woken up by a loud crashing noise, and looked out the window, but didn't see anything.
So this morning when I went to the car, I noticed a giant gaping hole in the wall under my apartment.
There was just a bunch of bricks everywhere, and a ton of scrap wood laying in the area behind where the wall was.

So I just shrugged, didn't question it, and went to work.

Uh-oh. Sounds like the madness surrounding your workplace is starting to spread to your home life! D:

[Darvi]

I think one of my teeth is beggining to get loose, not sure why or how, but the flesh around it has been hurting a bit lately, I just figured it was a small wound from food or something. This is rather worrying tbh as it's the last thing I need right now, plus my impeccable smile will be gone :C

To make it worse I won't be able to stop picking and prodding at it now, possibly making the whole thing much worse, fml.

One of my teeth is so loose it's detached from itself.

[Xantalos]

Last night I was woken up by a loud crashing noise, and looked out the window, but didn't see anything.
So this morning when I went to the car, I noticed a giant gaping hole in the wall under my apartment.
There was just a bunch of bricks everywhere, and a ton of scrap wood laying in the area behind where the wall was.

So I just shrugged, didn't question it, and went to work.

The wall thieves are following you!

[mastahcheese]

It seems that way.
When I inspected it closer upon arriving home, there was water pouring out of the ceiling, so something is clearly wrong there.

Also, the ice machine at work is broken, so I had to carry exactly 100 bags of ice off a truck and put them in the freezer, and I couldn't feel my arms for a while.
When I asked why the ice machine was broken, the manager shrugged.
But rather than not questioning it, I decided to inquire about it, and it seems that 2 days ago, it was making strange noises, but still working, but they called in a mechanic to inspect it.
After the mechanic spent the day inspecting it, they then announced that the reason it didn't work was that pieces of it were missing, and that it doesn't work at all, despite seeming to work before they got there.
So the managers are now calling these same mechanics back to repair it, and they'll have to pay them extra to get the needed parts.

Turns out these are the same guys the managers always call when something mysteriously goes missing.
They don't seem to find this coincedince as unusual as I do.