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[PanH]

"President Obama brainwashed into Bronysexualism" 

[Truean]

So, somebody had to be feeding him at some point, repeatedly. They knew; they didn't care.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/06/17212442-man-left-in-solitary-confinement-for-2-years-gets-155-million-settlement?lite
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/neglected-prisoner-gets-15-5-million-serving-22-181425242.html

$15.5 Million is not nearly enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX66sHLeEoM

And to think, people complain about how much it costs to keep an inmate in prison .... No idea what they're talking about.... What's really great, is the comments at the bottom blaming "his attorney." Yeah, he wasn't given one.... Nobody wants to pay for attorneys for these people either I guess... Eh, who needs to pay taxes for public defenders. Most of the criminals are guilty anyhow, right? ....

[Xantalos]

Da fuq.

[Truean]

Hey, people "hate drunk drivers" and vote for politicians who are "tough on crime...."

[Xantalos]

Because isolating a depressed man from everyone else for a year is obviously the right thing to do!
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[misko27]

An avereage human male can live approximately 3 months without food before succumbing.
 
I don't think he was starved though. Starvation like after even 2 months requires very special procedures next time you eat, otherwise your stomach suicides itself.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Either I'm seeing things or a small window with blue text and a black background appeared and then vanished on my computer a minute ago.

[Hanslanda]

Either I'm seeing things or a small window with blue text and a black background appeared and then vanished on my computer a minute ago.

Virus. I reccommend Scorched Earth tactics.

Hey, people "hate drunk drivers" and vote for politicians who are "tough on crime...."

* Hans sighs sadly and very carefully refrains from commenting.

[Putnam]

Bah

The most important part of this post is that I've discovered Putnam has a tumblr. Now I know your reddit account, your tumblr, and your Bay 12 account. And I've learned all of it without actually looking for any of it! Stalking can now commence.

just saw this now

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Either I'm seeing things or a small window with blue text and a black background appeared and then vanished on my computer a minute ago.

Virus. I reccommend Scorched Earth tactics.

You sound pretty certain about that.

[Frumple]

Hey, people "hate drunk drivers" and vote for politicians who are "tough on crime...."

... not full correlation there. I do hate drunk drivers with a bit of a passion -- I see the act as roughly equivalent to attempting murder, and the general thought of it just fucking enrages me to a point somewhere beyond coherent thought.

But rehabilitation or prevention is always the goal, not... something else. And taking the license away and/or impounding the vehicle is a lot better way to prevent the act than throwing folks in jail, I'd think. Subject in particular is one I'm probably only quasi-rational about.

Don't have a problem with drug use and prison time isn't the way to help with it, but when you get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence that's... going a bit further and putting a lot of peoples' lives in danger. S'real damn hard to react reasonable to someone doing something close to an equivalent of firing blindly into a crowd, y'know?

[Hanslanda]

Either I'm seeing things or a small window with blue text and a black background appeared and then vanished on my computer a minute ago.

Virus. I reccommend Scorched Earth tactics.

You sound pretty certain about that.

Generally, if any windows open without a direct command from me, I assume it's something malicious and go all Genghis Khan with Antivirus software and System Restores and stuff.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, I've got Kaspersky doing a full scan, but it's not impossible that I was just seeing things.

[Mr Space Cat]

I'm a bit late to the party about Christwire. Ridiculous, yet hilarious.

some of the best highlights I've found on the front page:

Beyonce Realizes That She Ruined The Super Bowl With Nude Stripper Dancing, Asks Internet To Remove Her Photos

Obama Murders George W. Bush’s Dog In Cold Blood

"Seeing the magnificent rack it has upon its head this was obvious taking one of God’s wonderous creatures he bestowed upon this earth and made it a homogay, multi-brony, gay surprise of mess!"

AMERICA’S most Christian, most heterosexual footballer, Tim “Teabag” Tebow, has stiffened himself for a new thrust in his war on homosexuality.

Tebow had recently been accused of going soft on gays after he made a limp withdrawal from speaking at the megachurch of pastor Robert Jeffress, a man renowned for his frothy denunciations of men who play the pink oboe, the rusty trombone and veritable orchestra pit of other wood instruments.

The level of puns on this article is at a critical mass.

In other news, I'll have to find a way to implement "multi-brony" into casual conversation sometime.

[Sir Finkus]

Well, we now have a somewhat baffling new video from EA.