I was going through some papers of mine, and found that I have evidently written a song while quite drunk at some point. It is a Dwarf Fortress song, but it appears to be based on the intro of the old Winnie the Pooh cartoon. Of all things.
My Little Urist, part of Silverthrone's Greatest Hits. Coming soon, to a copyright infringement trial near you.
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Well, can do. I am awfully sorry...
It is entirely in foreign, I fear, but I think it might be amusing nonetheless, with translation provided.
The song on which it is a terrible rip-off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQcWSmL9HNI Jag är på väg, för jag skall möta, min allra bästa dvärg.(I'm on my way, for I'm going to meet, my very best dwarf.)
Så kort, full och skäggig, han är ganska läbbig,(So short, drunk and beardy, he is rather creepy)
Min Urist, min lille Urist!(My Urist, my little Urist!)
Vill ha något gott! Dricker sitt svampbrännvin!(Want something good! Drinks his mushroom vodka!)
Urist, min lille Urist! Brännvin är jättegott! Men sedan får dvärgar brått!(Urist, my little Urist! Vodka is really good! But then the dwarves are in a hurry!)
Äventyr väntar snart, skrämmande, det är klart! Hur skall han klara det här?(Adventures await soon, frightening, of course! How will he manage this?)
Han får en idé, och rätt snart skall du se, att allting är möjligt, för min lille vän!(He gets an idea, and quite soon you will see, that everything is possible, for my little friend!)
Åh, Urist, min lille Urist! Han finns alltid där! Han är min trogne slav!(Oh, Urist, my little Urist! He's always there! He is my faithful slave!)
Urist, min tappre Urist! Och här är han nu! Min käraste vän Urist-uuu..!(Urist, my stalwart Urist! And here he is now! My dearest friend Urist-uuu..!)
I can only apologise at this point. It really does not scan very well. And yet, I am quite happy with it. It is dwarfy. If there was a Dwarf Fortress cartoon series, it would be the opening titles, without a doubt.
I was really fond of that Winnie the Pooh show, see (I remember that mother was quite the fan, as well, which indicate some genuine quality). I really enjoy that awful intro, and I am not particularly surprised I d0rfed it up for a lark while drunk.