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Author Topic: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!  (Read 9552 times)

Tack

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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #90 on: September 28, 2010, 10:47:03 pm »

Hmmm... The only conclusion is to Kill Him again, so the Universe is right again!
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #91 on: September 28, 2010, 10:51:11 pm »

shoot him, restore balance.
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #92 on: September 28, 2010, 10:53:18 pm »

Mug his soul out of his body before you loot his corpse.

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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #93 on: September 28, 2010, 10:54:42 pm »



"ZOMBIE!"

"JANINE!"

"ZOMBIE!"

"JANINE NO!"

"WHY?"

"He's a tax collector!"

"WORSE!"

"REWARD JANINE REWARD!"

"WHAT?"



"Anne what do you mean?"

"He's a government official!"

"Oooh..."



"GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL!"

"JANINE!"
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #94 on: September 28, 2010, 10:56:16 pm »

Do it! Kill the imperial lapdog and use his soul as a battery!
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #95 on: September 28, 2010, 10:57:22 pm »

1. Aim for headshot.
2. Miss, crippling legs.
3. ???
4. RewardPROFIT!!!

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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #96 on: September 28, 2010, 11:05:51 pm »

Alright, Reward Get

and then kill some bandits!
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #97 on: September 29, 2010, 06:38:07 am »

Are we...playing along as the voices in Janine's head?
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #98 on: September 29, 2010, 07:53:31 am »

Are we...playing along as the voices in Janine's head?
Yes. We are her mental sickness  :P
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #99 on: September 29, 2010, 08:00:42 am »

Is it weird that as I read the above post the song "Down with the sickness" came on on my computer? my music is set to random btw.
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #100 on: September 29, 2010, 08:03:27 am »

Are we...playing along as the voices in Janine's head?
Yes. We are her mental sickness  :P
I'm chillin' with her brain tumor as we speak. It's a pretty cool little lump.

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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #101 on: September 29, 2010, 08:04:00 am »

There are only two things that are certain in this world. Death, and taxes. Combine the two.
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #102 on: September 29, 2010, 06:39:58 pm »

There are only two things that are certain in this world. Death, and taxes. Combine the two.

Death to taxes!
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #103 on: September 29, 2010, 06:41:46 pm »

There are only two things that are certain in this world. Death, and taxes. Combine the two.

Death to taxes!
Tax the dead!
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Re: Lets sorta play Morrowind~!
« Reply #104 on: September 29, 2010, 08:36:02 pm »

There are only two things that are certain in this world. Death, and taxes. Combine the two.
Death to taxes!
Tax the dead!
Death tax. The price for afterlife.
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