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[KaguroDraven]

Destroy my sister first.

WWYDI your princess was in another castle?

[dragnar]

Nothing. I already have an entire castle to myself, why share it with the princess!

WWYDI you gained superpowers by eating mushrooms and flowers?

[Caesar]

Wonder why the world was so strangely colored and flowery.


What would you do if I knocked on your door wearing a full set of steel armor and an adamantine sword?

[dragnar]

You look like a mighty warrior! Join me in my quest!

WWYDI you got to go on a quest?

[Keita]

How does one shoot the hill giant?

WWYDI you could put together an all star band?

[iceball3]

Then have Okuu on my wristband so i can fuse hydrogen to helium.

WWYDI I lead a combat squad consisting of Ochita, RealmFighter, Emily, the Merchant Of Menace, Aquizzar, and Toady One to your house and asked you to join us on adventures?

[Tarran]

I'd join. As long as I get the BFGs and/or artifact swords.

What would you do if you walked around a corner and the next thing you know you're staring down the gun barrels of at least a thousand army men?

[Keita]

Full reverse round the corner then run full pelt away.

WWUDI you were approched by a catgirl asking for some milk?

[iceball3]

Tell her to look for The Merchant Of Menace for no real reason.

WWYDI you had to choose sides between me and tMoM against Aquizzar, Emily, and Candlejack?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Kill them all because I have no idea who they are.

WWYDI all your stuff turned to adamantine with no HFS included?

[Keita]

Be hard to play disgaea on my DS then. So kinda pissed.

WWYDI you spontaniously spawned a giatn, bushy beard?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Be hard to play disgaea on my DS then. So kinda pissed.

WWYDI you spontaniously spawned a giatn, bushy beard?

Take 7 other people with the strange sudden beard, shrink our selfs a bit, and go to a unmined mountain with lots of ores to settle on.

[RAM]

What would you do if you had a wristwatch with the power to modify your own expected life span but had the inverse effect on the average life span of the rest of humanity?

[Urist Imiknorris]

If it was a direct correlation, ie 1 second from the average per second added to mine, I would reduce my lifespan to zero and have my headstone read "There. Are you fuckers happy now?" If I got more time than was added to/subtracted from the human average, I would reverse-engineer it and and give the new one to someone who I would be comfortable spending eternity with, at the cost of the rest of humanity (yelling "fuck yours, got mine!" to Tea Partiers while they died). If I got less than the difference in the average, I would use the watch as a watch and kill anyone who knew about its properties.

What would you do if you were handed a copy of Sburb?

[dragnar]

Play the greatest game ever. Prototype a straitjacket.

WWYDI you were Jack Noir?(pre-regicide)