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RAM

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #690 on: November 27, 2010, 07:33:50 pm »
Mass produce teleportation technology, sell it to the masses, then burst out of my skull and jump onto someone's head.

What would you do if a parasitic second head grew on your shoulder? It is fully functional as a head and can also speak and has a personality. It makes you feel a lilittle lethargic and light-headed at times but otherwise does not seem to be detrimental.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #691 on: November 27, 2010, 08:10:10 pm »
Punch it and say "Why are you hitting your self?"

WWYDI You were trapped on a offline space station (With a space suit with infinite air)
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #692 on: November 27, 2010, 08:24:04 pm »
Freak out as I can not eat anything.
WWYDI you were in a courtroom with gutsman as your lawyer?
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #693 on: November 27, 2010, 11:16:50 pm »
Relax. If they try to sentence me to anything they will get flattened.

WWYDI you had the Mega Buster?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #694 on: November 28, 2010, 12:00:33 am »
Turn it to a tornado cannon and span DblPnt so I can do (20+60)*8 Damage every time I attack.
WWYDI cybeast gregar destroyed your house and was waiting for you when you came home?
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #695 on: November 28, 2010, 12:11:30 am »
Absorb it and become almighty.

WWYDI the internet worked like the matrix?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #696 on: November 28, 2010, 12:21:23 am »
Jack In! Iceballman! Execute!
Oh and use gmod to throw watermelons at people.
WWYDI the spinning iron sofa strikes you in the fifteenth right head, shattering the liver and tearing apart the pelvis?
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #697 on: November 28, 2010, 12:34:09 am »
Bite down on head and shake until it tears off.

WWYDI you won the Biggest Douche in the Universe award?
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #698 on: November 28, 2010, 01:22:50 am »
Suddenly build a supertower to prevent the big crunch from spontaneously happenning again.
WWYDI you saw a raw bluemetal space elevator shoot out from your backyard?
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #699 on: November 28, 2010, 01:41:56 am »
Put up a ton of signs around it saying "DO NOT DIG! UNDER PUNISHMENT OF FUN!".

What would you do if you woke up and you found a fully loaded BFG 9000 on your bed?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #700 on: November 28, 2010, 03:51:31 am »
Go back to sleep and wake up with two of them, so that I can dual-wield, then go to sleep a few more times to stockpile ammunition.

What would you do if everyone on the planet turned into zombies, but still appeared to behave the same way?
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

iceball3

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #701 on: November 28, 2010, 03:54:21 am »
Suggest everyone gets a plasticine injection after it is tested on someone first.
WWYDI there was a creature who's feces contained cyanide in your house?
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #702 on: November 28, 2010, 09:47:56 am »
Eat the creatures feaces...yeah...

What would you do if the universe decided to have an epileptic fit?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 31, 2010, 09:08:40 am
Forgotten Beasts seem to be akin to Toady playing Russian Roulette with your fortress, as they can be anything from harmless giant worms made of mud to necrotic-gas spewing nigh-invunerable iron hydras of doom.

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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #703 on: November 28, 2010, 10:07:39 am »
Quote from: MrNuke on November 28, 2010, 09:47:56 am
Eat the creatures feaces...yeah...

What would you do if the universe decided to have an epileptic fit?

Bitch-slap it and tell it to shut the hell up!

WWYDI The world was like a video game?
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Re: What would you do if...
« Reply #704 on: November 28, 2010, 01:20:08 pm »
Highscore bitches!

WWYDI you could destroy those annoying buggers in your family?
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