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[Pillow_Killer]

Fat ones.

[Nikov]

As I said before, Momaw, his SO, my wife. And then instead of five random people I'd take an axe, a shovel, a pick, a coffee percolator and a cast-iron skillet. Oh, and coffee. Assuming this isn't a coffee-tree island, which frankly, would be paradise.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

As I said before, Momaw, his SO, my wife. And then instead of five random people I'd take an axe, a shovel, a pick, a coffee percolator and a cast-iron skillet. Oh, and coffee. Assuming this isn't a coffee-tree island, which frankly, would be paradise.

oh god I forgot the coffee on my island.
oh god oh god.

[ToonyMan]

We're not leaving this island, that would ruin the fun.

[Nikov]

As I said before, Momaw, his SO, my wife. And then instead of five random people I'd take an axe, a shovel, a pick, a coffee percolator and a cast-iron skillet. Oh, and coffee. Assuming this isn't a coffee-tree island, which frankly, would be paradise.

oh god I forgot the coffee on my island.
oh god oh god.

My island has coffee trees.

Send nubile slaves.

[Huesoo]

Nobody has chosen me 

[MaximumZero]

I choose two clones of me and Vector (just one Vector). Someone has to balance out my utter lack of style/Hoboness/non-math-skilledness.

The plan: the original me hangs out with Vector, learning math and how to stop being somewhat retarded.
Clone1 goes omniciding the ocean for foods. Clone2 has the task of chopping down trees and hunting animals with his bare hands.

Wait, I can take meme-MZ, right? That guy's awesome.

[ToonyMan]

meme-MZ would be called MaximumHERO.

[Grakelin]

Nikov, if you're bringing your wife to the deserted island with you, you're not really married.

[Nikov]

Nikov, if you're bringing your wife to the deserted island with you, you're not really married.

Why, because nobody would take their wife who nags them about getting a job, fixing the house, paying bills, visiting inlaws, managing finaces, mowing the law, and emptying the dishwasher to a place where there are no jobs, houses, bills, inlaws, finances, lawns, or dishes; only hot, passionate beach sex?

I'm confused.

[Jackrabbit]

Beach sex sounds awful, unless being exfoliated is a fetish for you.

[MaximumZero]

Beach sex sounds awful, unless being exfoliated is a fetish for you.

Beach sex IS awful. Take a towel or blanket.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yeah, sand gets everywhere no matter what activity you are doing on a beach, so one that requires nudity will not end well. Plus facing the risk of un-assisted childbirth some months later, assuming you aren't dead or rescued by them.

[MaximumZero]

I don't see why people have been freaking out about the childbirth thing. People have been doing it literally since the dawn of man, well before organized medicine.

[Renault]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.