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[Grakelin]

So we've all brought up the little scenario in our heads. "If I was stranded on a desert island, what Items would I take?" "What would I need to know?" "What would I need to know in order to run a tiny civilisation?"

Well, here's the scenario for this one. You've got no means to live, at all, but due to pure chance, you've got about five men and women1
 and 3 (Three) of your choice of people from this forum.
Be aware that your position as leader isn't set in stone. The John and Jane Doe's aren't going to be helpful, but if you think another person would be better for the job, bring them.



1So that we don't have "Vester/Vector/Janet/etc To breed with"

Carry on.

[Tack]

I'd take Jackrabbit for Screws, Vector so we have a chance of survival, and Grakelin as my own phersonal Little Bitch^TM punching bag.

[Grakelin]

[Tack]

I think I just laughed. Until I died.

And then came back... Somehow.
I'm a little hazy on that one.

[Duuvian]

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

[Jackrabbit]

I'd take Jackrabbit for Screws, Vector so we have a chance of survival, and Grakelin as my own phersonal Little Bitch^TM punching bag.

...like the tool? Or...

[nuker w]

I'd take Jackrabbit for Screws, Vector so we have a chance of survival, and Grakelin as my own phersonal Little Bitch^TM punching bag.

...like the tool? Or...

*snort. 

[Tack]

nuker w knows where it's at.

[Zangi]

Got ourselves a good start, continue with the bashing.

[ChairmanPoo]

I vote for Vector because she voted for me. This is only reasonable as it encourages other people to vote for my survival.

[Cthulhu]

I would take ChairmanPoo, Grakelin, and Tack because we can glue his head to his feet and use him as a tire swing.

[Eugenitor]

The fattest ones.

[Josephus]

I'd take Jackrabbit for Screws, Vector so we have a chance of survival, and Grakelin as my own phersonal Little Bitch^TM punching bag.

...like the tool? Or...

Yeap, it still sounds like double entendre.

[Il Palazzo]

Since, in the previous thread, I haven't been included enough times on people's islands to satisfy my need of recognition, I hereby denounce myself as "am having extensive knowledge of astronomy and strong sense of direction".

You guys need a navigator for when you'll inevitably build the raft.

Act IV.
Scene: middle of the ocean, at night; a raft; Il Palazzo and the rest of the robinsons;
(palazzo)
-and this one is called Deneb, or alpha cygni, it's about 1600 light years away from us, and is radiating something like 60000 as much energy as the Sun...
(Robinsons)
-look, are we going in the right direction or not?
(palazzo)
-...
-and that one is called Vega...
(Robinsons)
-Let's just eat him.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Aquizzar would dominate the wildlife with his manly chin, Fault would terrify the remainder with drawings of fell beasts, and ToonyMan is a serious bro.