Quit smoking. You'll save money, and the best way to show your boss how awesome you are is NOT to die of lung cancer.
Well, it won't happen overnight but, your gona give it a try, at least.
Run over to The Dump and see if you can find any Parts.
Well, the closest
dump to you, is on the other
side of town. But wait! Theres a small skip just down the street! You run out of your garage and start to jog towards it. Less then a quarter of the way there, you stop and almost throw up. Damn, those smokes really didn't help your fitness!
By the time you get there, your almost out of energy, so big items are out of the question.
After a quick look around, you get...
* A 6 pack of empty, glass coke bottles.
* A small, intact book about self fitness.
* A piece of pipe.
* An empty milk carton.
* A small, plastic, knife and fork. (Unclean)
With your booty, you head back.
In a quick flash of inspiration, try to make a lockpick by unbending a paper clip, repeat this and make the second one slightly different, Test these lockpicks by trying to unlock your front door! Also quit smoking.
Back in the realms of your
Garage, you have a sudden flash of inspiration! As you fumble around in your pockets, you make a quick plan about how to make a lock pick! You know, like they do in movies. As you finally drop the paper clips on the table, you pause and think about what your going to do. You take the first one and break it by mistake. Oops. The second one, you manage to unbend without breaking it. The third one, you do the same to but put a small hook on the end. Excellent. You rush to your front door, in a show of great thievery, though you DID have to stop at your back door. That really tired you out. By the time you get to the door, its getting dark. You look at your watch and it reads '7:30 PM'. You then have a go at the door, failing horribly. Your really going to need to get some help to learn something like this.
NEW STAT: The timeNEW KNOWLEDGE: How to make VERY crude lockpicks!Location:
Inside your small lean-to "garage" on the side of your small house, which is located on a hill on the very verge of a gigantic city. Costs no rent.
Wearing:
* A cheap, stretched white teeshirt from Bargain Mart.
* Faded, fake designer shorts from Bob's Designer's Emporium. (Now shut down, due to Fraud.
* Scuffed, black trainers from a kind family member. (Who, like the rest of your family, ignore you)
* Antique watch from your now dead Mother. (If she was still alive, she would likely slap you and take it back. Rest her soul.)
Objects inside Garage.
* Damaged, poorly constructed, kit set wooden table.
* Small wooden stool. (3/4 - Legs)
* Small gas heater (5/5 - Canister)
* Small desk lamp (Broken bulb)
* Small hanging light.
* A DIY (Do it yourself) book about home electronic wiring.
* A DIY (Do it yourself) book about basic house renovating.
* A small desktop computer, sitting on top of empty boxes (Broken monitor, keyboard missing 10 keys, ball in mouse missing (its in here somewhere), still-in-tact 250 MB hardrive, with 150 ram and no graphic card and speakers, with broken wiring.
* A small radio (1/15 - Battey) ((Currently playing on the blues channel. (Becoming very faint due to lack of power))
* A small bundle of copper wiring, solder and broken extension cords.
Inventory:
* Wallet (Contains a single $50 note, food stamps, $10 of coins and a bank card.)
* Packet of Cigarettes (2/25 - Cigarettes)
* Zippo lighter (80/100 - Lighter fluid)
* 10 paper clips ("Borrowed" from your last job's managers office.)
* A now redundant workers card to your last job. (Held authority to enter the staff lounge and receive 10% food and items discount.)
* Two, poorly created Lock picks.
* A 6 pack of empty, glass coke bottles.
* A small, intact book about self fitness.
* A piece of pipe.
* An empty milk carton.
* A small, plastic, knife and fork. (Unclean)
Knowledge:
*VERY basic knowledge of electrical wiring. (Enough to know you can't do squat till you have gloves and maybe a pair of rubber boots (that is, doing it the SAFE way)
*VERY basic knowledge of DIY carpentry (enough to put that amazing table together)
*AVERAGE skill at checkout counter operations at a Supermarket.
*VERY basic knowledge of how to mark VERY crude lock picks from paper clips.
Creations:
*Poorly created wooden table.
* Paper clip "shocker"
(As many paper clips as it takes to fill the space between two wires, two bits of solder, power source.)
*Two poorly created lock picks.
Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Wide awake/VERY tired
* TIME = 7:45 PM
EDIT: Forgot the stuff from the skip...
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