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Author Topic: Worker of Creation.  (Read 7696 times)

Sheb

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2010, 07:02:14 pm »

Go jogging again tomorrow morning, then try to fix the hammer with a handle done with a piece of board.
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2010, 07:12:32 pm »

Buy yeast.
Grow yeast with woodchippings.
Brew with bottles.
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2010, 07:13:33 pm »

Try to refine your knowledge of warm-up stretches, as well as your knowledge of lockpicking and lockpick-making. Realize your REALLY tired and you have work tomorrow, get some sleep on that dreaded sofa and dream of being a RICH and POWERFUL MANLY MAN bossing around your BOSS and enjoy it while it lasts.
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nuker w

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2010, 07:16:51 pm »

Go jogging again tomorrow morning, then try to fix the hammer with a handle done with a piece of board.

Gooooood morning! You wake up from your good sleep and head down to the kitchen to make a bowl of cereal before going for ANOTHER jog. You find the box and also find a rat trying to break it open. You scare it off and chuckle to yourself. If I ever get another job or some spare cash, you think to yourself, I could sure use a cat. After eating the cereal, you clean up, put your shoes on and do some warm up stretches. Once finished, you yet again find yourself in a horrible sweat. At least this time, you kinda knew what you were doing.

Warm Up Stretches = Basic skill level.

Feeling limber, you jog out onto the street and decide to see whats past the skip. This time, you get about halfway to the skip before stopping for a break. At least your getting somewhere.

NEW STATUS: Fitness = Very unfit.

You manage to walk past the skip for about 5 minutes for contemplating going back. Before you do, something catches your eye. Its... Its... A PAIR OF CAR KEYS. Whistling innocently, you sweep them up into your pocket before walking back home. You take a quick peek at your watch as you enter the garage and it reads '11:00 AM'. You then take a seat on the stool, which almost flips you off the second you sit on it. Dam missing leg. You take the hammer head you found and a piece of board. Hmmph. This really is not going to work. Your going to need some gear, like a saw, likely another hammer or hard object to hammer it in and a lot of good luck.

Warm Up Stretches = Basic skill level.
NEW STATUS: Fitness = Very unfit.

Location: Sitting on three legged stool in garage.

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Inventory:
* Pair of CAR KEYS. (Unknown who's they are or what car it leads to)


Knowledge:
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Creations:
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Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Totally awake/Energy-wise tired.
* TIME = 11:00 AM

Effects:
* NONE
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2010, 07:21:50 pm »

Continue to pursue the field of lock-picking.
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2010, 07:22:28 pm »

Try to refine your knowledge of warm-up stretches, as well as your knowledge of lockpicking and lockpick-making. Realize your REALLY tired and you have work tomorrow, get some sleep on that dreaded sofa and dream of being a RICH and POWERFUL MANLY MAN bossing around your BOSS and enjoy it while it lasts.

To be honest, your sick of warm ups right now. Instead, you decide to have another tinker with your lock pick. As you look at your front door, you realise that this really isn't a good door. It has a deadbolt on it. You go to the back door and find the same thing. Damn. You decide to take another power nap, where you dream of making your oldboss cook you a nice, big Bacon sandwich. On queue, you wake up and feel hungry.

NEW STATUS: HUNGER

Location: Lying on HORRIBLE SOFA.

Wearing:
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Inventory:
* Pair of CAR KEYS. (Unknown who's they are or what car it leads to)

Knowledge:
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Creations:
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Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Totally awake/Refreshed.
* Time = 12:30 PM
* Hunger = Very hungry.

Effects:
* Groggy from power nap.
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Doret

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2010, 07:24:41 pm »

Go to the local Soup kitchen, you LOOK homeless enough to mooch off of other peoples good will. If that doesn't work Use the FOOD STAMPS to buy yourself some FRUIT and VEGETABLES and MEAT. Go home and Inspect the kitchen, begin CREATING a meal for yourself with VEGETABLES and MEAT. Then consume some FRUIT as a snack. Afterwards go and explore your neighborhood.
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2010, 07:34:54 pm »

Go to the local Soup kitchen, you LOOK homeless enough to mooch off of other peoples good will. If that doesn't work Use the FOOD STAMPS to buy yourself some FRUIT and VEGETABLES and MEAT. Go home and Inspect the kitchen, begin CREATING a meal for yourself with VEGETABLES and MEAT. Then consume some FRUIT as a snack. Afterwards go and explore your neighborhood.

You race down to your garage and get your wallet before wandering off to the nearest supermarket. It took an hour but you got here. As you walk in, you see a notice board on the wall. As you take a look at it, you see in the top right corner "Supermarket currently seeking employee". Your jaw drops. Why have you never seen this before? You decide to quickly go and get the food on your list. Once you have the gear, you take a seat outside the Supermarket and whilst eating a few apples, consider your options.

Location: Sitting on a BOLTED IN CHAIR outside a Supermarket.

Wearing:
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Objects inside Garage.
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Inventory:
* Pair of CAR KEYS. (Unknown who's they are or what car it leads to)
* Wallet (Contains a single $50 note, $10 worth of coins and a bank card.)
* Fruit (2/5 - Apples), Vegetables (10/10 - Cabbage/Carrots), Meat (5/5 - Beef)

Knowledge:
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Creations:
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Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Totally awake/Slightly tired..
* Time = 1:30 PM
* Hunger = Contempt.
* Fitness = Very Unfit.

Effects:
* NONE
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2010, 07:36:36 pm »

Get the job.
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nuker w

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2010, 07:42:11 pm »

Get the job.

You look at yourself. Well your hardly wearing correct clothes but who cares, right? You walk right up to the man who looks like the manager and say "I want. A job.". He looks at you for a split second, shrugs and says "Sure, I don't really even care what happens. Head around the back. They need some boxes unloaded." With a grin on your face, you turn and walk around to the back, to find a large truck, a guy sitting on a crate smoking and a big entrance into the supplys area of the Supermarket.

Location: Behind Supermarket, in supply's drop off zone.

Wearing:
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Objects inside Garage.
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Inventory:
* Pair of CAR KEYS. (Unknown who's they are or what car it leads to)
* Wallet (Contains a single $50 note, $10 worth of coins and a bank card.)
* Fruit (2/5 - Apples), Vegetables (10/10 - Cabbage/Carrots), Meat (5/5 - Beef)

Knowledge:
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Creations:
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Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Totally awake/Fine.
* Time = 1:35 PM
* Hunger = Contempt.
* Fitness = Very Unfit.

Effects:
* NONE
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2010, 07:43:40 pm »

Say you are here to unload boxes.
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nuker w

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2010, 07:49:09 pm »

Say you are here to unload boxes.

You walk up to the man. He appears to be in some sort of street gang, by the looks of his bandana. "Hey," you start, "I'm here to help unload?". The man looks up at you for a second, before spitting a piece of tobacco out. "Thats great." He says. "Get some gloves from inside the truck and and start bringing them out. I'll help once my break is over." Shrugging, you go inside a put a pair of gloves on.

Location: Inside supply's truck.

Wearing:
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Objects inside Garage.
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Inventory:
* Pair of CAR KEYS. (Unknown who's they are or what car it leads to)
* Wallet (Contains a single $50 note, $10 worth of coins and a bank card.)
* Fruit (2/5 - Apples), Vegetables (10/10 - Cabbage/Carrots), Meat (5/5 - Beef)

Knowledge:
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Creations:
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Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Totally awake/Fine.
* Time = 1:35 PM
* Hunger = Contempt.
* Fitness = Very Unfit.

Effects:
* NONE
« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 07:57:21 pm by nuker w »
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breadbocks

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2010, 07:52:36 pm »

Unload, dummy.
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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2010, 07:57:53 pm »

After unloading, and finishing your work go back to your house. BEGIN creating a meal with the BEEF and the VEGETABLES.
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nuker w

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Re: Worker of Creation.
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2010, 08:06:12 pm »

Unload, dummy.
After unloading, and finishing your work go back to your house. BEGIN creating a meal with the BEEF and the VEGETABLES.

As you pick the first crate up and take it out, you frown. That guy just left already? Bloody slacker. You continue to keep unloading for the next two hours, during which, your arms feel like their about to fall off. All of a sudden, the man comes back. "Yea, sorry about that" he says. "Had a little bit of a problem at my house. Here, take this in compensation."

GAINED: $100 note

"I'll see you tomorrow or what ever, alright?" he says. You nod and walk off to your new boss for your paycheck. Ah. Here we are. You worked... 3 hours it appears. So your pay is...

GAINED: $25, one twenty note, one fiver.

You raise an eyebrow. Its shit all but it will have to do. As you walk out, the guy you covered for even offers you a ride back. You jump in his car and he drives you home.

As you walk in, you turn the element on, fill a pot with water and wait for it to heat. You then take a seat on your HORRIBLE SOFA CHAIR.

NEW STATUS: General money.

Location: Lounge.

Wearing:
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Objects inside Garage.
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory:
* Pair of CAR KEYS. (Unknown who's they are or what car it leads to)
* Wallet (Contains a $100, $50,$20 and a $5 note, $10 worth of coins and a bank card.)
* Fruit (2/5 - Apples), Vegetables (10/10 - Cabbage/Carrots), Meat (5/5 - Beef)

Knowledge:
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Creations:
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Status:
* Health = Fine
* Energy = Totally awake/Tired.
* Time = 3:50 PM
* Hunger = Very hungry.
* Fitness = Very Unfit.
* Money = $185 (all in notes and change)

Effects:
* NONE
« Last Edit: September 14, 2010, 08:10:11 pm by nuker w »
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