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Author Topic: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!  (Read 5161 times)

Skelodwarf

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You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« on: September 11, 2010, 01:36:21 pm »

Heresy aside, the Elves just brought me a female elephant. And a male elephant. At the same time.
(They also brought me a gorilla, a jaguar, a cheetah, and two lions. Unfortunately, both lions are male.)

So, after I get my elephant breedery set up, what should I do with them, aside from the usual Elephant Army? I was thinking of maybe chaining a war elephant up to every door/choke point. Really, are there any good uses for Elephants, OTHER than an army?
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2010, 01:37:15 pm »

Heresy aside, the Elves just brought me a female elephant. And a male elephant. At the same time.
(They also brought me a gorilla, a jaguar, a cheetah, and two lions. Unfortunately, both lions are male.)

So, after I get my elephant breedery set up, what should I do with them, aside from the usual Elephant Army? I was thinking of maybe chaining a war elephant up to every door/choke point. Really, are there any good uses for Elephants, OTHER than an army?
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2010, 01:39:48 pm »

He is. You'll never go hungry.
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 01:41:12 pm »

*Elephant Meat Roast*s for everyone!
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2010, 01:41:34 pm »

Oh, and I also meant to ask in the original post, but forgot: Is it odd that the elves are continuously bringing me MORE stuff than the stuff I stole last year? I was under the impression that they would bring less and less as I stole more.
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2010, 01:48:57 pm »

Oh, and I also meant to ask in the original post, but forgot: Is it odd that the elves are continuously bringing me MORE stuff than the stuff I stole last year? I was under the impression that they would bring less and less as I stole more.
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2010, 02:11:44 pm »

In the corridor that leads to your most glorious champions' romb, build 2-tile long alcoves at the sides. In their end put a cage with elephant. Link it to some lever, wall alcove up, pull the lever. Voila - forever entombed elephants guarding the path to the heroes of legends!

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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2010, 02:20:43 pm »

Food food food food food.  A few breeding elephants can produce enough meat to keep a medium-sized fort stocked for years.

I currently have over 80 elephants.  I have no idea what the hell to do with them all.
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2010, 02:22:08 pm »

elephant cannon FTW
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2010, 02:28:22 pm »

Hmmm....mod the elephants to be 100 times the normal size and have 100 tusks :D  that results in SO VERY MUCH FOOD! AHHHH!!!

Seriously, just from the elephants that got killed in battle, (about 3) i had thousands and thousands of food....
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2010, 02:35:44 pm »

Ever since Elephants started providing more meat, I refuse to embark anywhere but a jungle.  Friendlyfire has slain and cooked enough pachyderms to feed its 135-Dwarf population for the next 14 years easily.  No joke, food reserves stand at over 14,000 prepared meals consisting almost entirely of elephant.  I had to cage the rest to keep the breeding down, and I still end up catching another 4 to 8 a year.
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2010, 02:36:52 pm »

Eleplosion

Like a catsplosion except it yeilds more meat and ivory.

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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2010, 02:46:00 pm »

and is beneficial not annoying :D  (idc if i have a hundred elephants kicking around, that is 100 meat shields that turn into the next centuries food stash and income)
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2010, 04:13:02 pm »

Well if one could craft walls from bone, like the occasional bone artifcat floodgate and such, you could potentialy make a building out of elephant ivory. But alas, not yet.
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Re: You have struck Elephantine! Praise the Elves!
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2010, 04:19:46 pm »

is there any way to get elves to bring more pets? or is it just random
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