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Author Topic: Evolution: Jethro is back!?!?! [SPACE]  (Read 123689 times)

RAM

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1980 on: December 06, 2010, 10:04:05 pm »

We're not that accurate yet.
Which is what the beacons are for, so long as our first wave of troops is expendable it shouldn't be a problem...
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1981 on: December 06, 2010, 10:10:37 pm »

We're not that accurate yet.
Which is what the beacons are for, so long as our first wave of troops is expendable it shouldn't be a problem...
We are a multi-system spanning, super-intelligent hivemind that can produce thousands of ships with little effort. These ships are little more than fingernails to us. They are a part of us, but a very unimportant part, to say the least. Of course they are expendable.

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« Reply #1982 on: December 06, 2010, 10:17:40 pm »

Transform the noble gass Krypton into a crystalline structure.

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« Reply #1983 on: December 07, 2010, 07:11:36 pm »

Transform the noble gass Krypton into a crystalline structure.
NOOOOO!!!

Make it purple first. I want to know what powers it has.
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« Reply #1984 on: December 07, 2010, 07:32:13 pm »

Might I ask which of the NOT-BLOB systems we should attack first?
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« Reply #1985 on: December 07, 2010, 09:26:04 pm »

Attack... First?

This was obviously a revenge attack for implanting the spores, they wanted to send a warning, they are bigger than us and we shouldn't mess with them. We must not make the same mistake they did, our first strike must cripple them!
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1986 on: December 07, 2010, 09:27:28 pm »

so what strategic information do we know about the planets they control?
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« Reply #1987 on: December 07, 2010, 09:37:25 pm »

They are to the south, and they do not expect the entire mass of our empire to teleport there.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1988 on: December 07, 2010, 09:42:19 pm »

so what strategic information do we know about the planets they control?

Nothing, really.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1989 on: December 08, 2010, 01:02:10 am »

Before we attack, we should build up a force of allies.
Contact the other empires, and offer to terraform their dead planets in exchange for mutual nonaggresion, and an area on each planet in which we can live.
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« Reply #1990 on: December 08, 2010, 03:43:36 am »

Yes, if we can we should recreate images of the battle and the terrifying radiation weapons employed, not to mention the unprovoked destruction of a diplomatic vessel.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1991 on: December 08, 2010, 11:12:28 am »

You create a diplomatic vessel, and send it first to the BLOBS. When you arrive, you tell them of the unprovoked NOT-BLOB attack and the radiation weapons employed, along with the destruction of a diplomatic vessel. Additionally, you offer to terraform their dead planets for mutual nonaggresion, provided that you could have an area of the planet on which to live.

The tone of the BLOB responce changes, as they quickly reject your offer to terraform their planets. They also wonder why the NOT-BLOBS would attack, since their maps indicate that you are a part of their empire.
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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1992 on: December 08, 2010, 12:10:06 pm »

We don't know, but they left an image of themselves and another creature carved into our home planet.
Maybe they think we allied with one of their enemies?
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« Reply #1993 on: December 08, 2010, 01:18:59 pm »

Ask them to correct their maps immediately. We are NOT a part of those bastard's empre. We will END their empire!

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Re: Evolution: Jethro is back! [SPACE]
« Reply #1994 on: December 11, 2010, 12:42:34 pm »

go to the empire and whine ask nicely if they could help us and in exchange we will terraform their planets.
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