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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1759879 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14625 on: March 28, 2018, 02:19:31 pm »

I would ask what you did, but I am on the other side of the arms race so
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14626 on: March 28, 2018, 04:21:43 pm »

why did we kill giraffes we're terrible people.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14628 on: March 29, 2018, 06:14:46 pm »

I don't know if this counts
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14629 on: March 29, 2018, 06:16:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14630 on: March 29, 2018, 08:00:20 pm »

Please, always remember to mark which animal you're hurting/healing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14631 on: March 29, 2018, 09:40:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14632 on: March 30, 2018, 01:14:42 am »

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I don't even remember the context of it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14633 on: March 30, 2018, 01:53:28 am »

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I don't even remember the context of it.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14634 on: March 30, 2018, 05:11:14 am »

And, yeah, looking at the plans, gorilla mounting actually has a good chance of making it in.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14635 on: March 30, 2018, 07:34:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14637 on: March 31, 2018, 10:21:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14638 on: April 01, 2018, 12:30:32 am »

You are now married to the forklift. I´m sorry, I do not make the rules.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14639 on: April 01, 2018, 03:08:32 am »

Its the tears of the children that made it that make it extra delicious.
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