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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763860 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14595 on: March 23, 2018, 01:19:16 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 23, 2018, 01:17:54 pm
I embrace being a sex object, myself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14596 on: March 24, 2018, 08:53:23 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on March 23, 2018, 07:21:49 pm
apparently eating extra bacon with your whiskey does not provide resistance to frostbite
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14597 on: March 24, 2018, 06:17:58 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on March 24, 2018, 08:30:01 am
Still got problems on that front, sure, but you're talking gecko vs godzilla not some kind of dick kaijuu parity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14598 on: March 25, 2018, 01:51:34 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 25, 2018, 12:59:13 am
i didnt want the stupid bitch getting pregnant
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14599 on: March 25, 2018, 04:37:02 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on March 24, 2018, 01:15:33 pm
It's an off-colored Rubber Chicken! Yay? Squeezing and releasing it causes the cheaply made toy to emit a dreadful sound that can only be described as the tortured screams of all chicken-kind burning in hell.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14600 on: March 25, 2018, 07:26:17 am »
Quote from: SlatersQuest on October 24, 2015, 06:45:48 pm
Edit: something occurs to me. Maybe men should be able to get pregnant? That would more or less solve the above problem...
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14601 on: March 25, 2018, 08:31:32 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on August 03, 2014, 06:12:53 pm
Or a near-infinite amount of newborns.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14602 on: March 25, 2018, 08:55:14 am »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14603 on: March 25, 2018, 09:40:20 am »
Quote from: Imic on March 25, 2018, 08:55:14 am
Quote from: Prophet on March 25, 2018, 07:44:40 am
elf breeding program

That's not out of context on this forum though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14604 on: March 25, 2018, 11:14:02 am »
Quote from: smjjames on March 25, 2018, 09:40:20 am
Quote from: Imic on March 25, 2018, 08:55:14 am
Quote from: Prophet on March 25, 2018, 07:44:40 am
elf breeding program

That's not out of context on this forum though.
It totally is; why would you want to make MORE elves, on this forum?
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Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14605 on: March 25, 2018, 11:18:43 am »
Quote from: Descan on March 25, 2018, 11:14:02 am
Quote from: smjjames on March 25, 2018, 09:40:20 am
Quote from: Imic on March 25, 2018, 08:55:14 am
Quote from: Prophet on March 25, 2018, 07:44:40 am
elf breeding program

That's not out of context on this forum though.
It totally is; why would you want to make MORE elves, on this forum?
to murder
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14606 on: March 25, 2018, 11:25:44 am »
It's not very dwarfy to murder for murders sake. Usually it's to turn the bones into grisly industry, or otherwise for some other purpose. Like, if it weren't for goblinite, the dwarfs would just wall off the siege and write off the surfaceworld. Plenty still do! Murdering is messy and time-consuming :v But you can't turn elf bones into tasteful chairs, and you can't melt wood. Or even split it up and use it as kindling for the furnaces!

Now, building something stupid, trying to figure out what to use it for, and then ending up using it to murder entire cultures? Sure :V But that's different. The murder is for *testing*.
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Your innocent viking escapades for canadian social justice and immortality make my flagellum wiggle, too.
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Descan confirmed for antichrist.
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14607 on: March 25, 2018, 04:59:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14608 on: March 25, 2018, 08:21:20 pm »
Quote from: Shonai_Dweller on March 25, 2018, 06:32:20 pm
it's just that the yetis don't like me picking on defenseless skulking monkey people.
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« Reply #14609 on: March 26, 2018, 03:22:40 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on March 23, 2018, 07:21:49 pm
We only caught scurvy about 20 times, and never ran out of liquor.
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 24, 2014, 03:27:51 pm
They accidentally collided with a missile. Then fell down a flight of stairs.
Quote from: Graknorke on July 18, 2014, 11:16:32 am
I got blind drunk and accidentally made a pragnent.
Quote from: Dutchling on August 03, 2014, 12:56:39 pm
Well, since the dogs keep eating the condoms, it's kinda inevitable we'd had to resort to coat hangers.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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