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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762628 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13050 on: September 26, 2016, 02:22:25 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13051 on: September 26, 2016, 03:07:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13052 on: September 27, 2016, 02:25:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13053 on: September 28, 2016, 09:12:21 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13054 on: September 28, 2016, 11:04:22 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13055 on: September 28, 2016, 11:46:11 pm »

I happen to have a long list of out of context quotes in my signature, "Voices from The Net".

Take a look.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13056 on: September 29, 2016, 08:27:33 am »

I mean. He's definitely going to know something's up, the man has a better spy network than anyone in the world if he's able to track the actions of a few billion people throughout the year. He has at the very least antigrav and inertialess propulsion technology, shortrange teleportation/matter phasing, he's probably got an industrial/mining complex under the Arctic ocean for access to the Arctic shelf and all the crude oil there (for plastics; he's still making toys through all that), and he's definitely going to notice if Earth's satellites start going out when it starts impacting his own spynet. That's aside from the army of "helpers" he has. He isn't known to have any actual world-ending weaponry, unless the Russians' Father Frost is the same guy, but even just what he has should be pretty good.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13057 on: September 29, 2016, 09:40:14 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13058 on: September 29, 2016, 02:24:13 pm »

12:00   TemmieAcc_ includes the fish into the list
12:00   <EricBlank>: the fish is on the orgy list?
12:00   <Reverie>: The fish is dead
12:00   <TemmieAcc_>: yes
12:00   <TemmieAcc_>: exactly



12:01   <FalloutDwarf>: Rev has spoken. the concept of fish is dead
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13059 on: September 29, 2016, 04:28:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13061 on: September 29, 2016, 06:58:00 pm »

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AND NOW I HAVE WAR TRICERATOPS!


BOW BEFORE ME PUNY MORTALS!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13062 on: September 30, 2016, 08:39:33 am »

Quote from: Our local #bay12lb IRC :D
[21:29]   adwarf   picks up Tiruin and squeezes
[21:29]   adwarf   Is tir a squeaky toy
[21:29]   adwarf   ?
[21:30]   Tiruin   squeaks~
[21:30]   Tiruin   is a mouse :I
[21:31]   adwarf   drops Tir and squeals in horror as he runs for a stool to stand on
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13063 on: September 30, 2016, 11:18:53 am »

Quote from: Our local #bay12lb IRC :D
[21:29]   adwarf   picks up Tiruin and squeezes
[21:29]   adwarf   Is tir a squeaky toy
[21:29]   adwarf   ?
[21:30]   Tiruin   squeaks~
[21:30]   Tiruin   is a mouse :I
[21:31]   adwarf   drops Tir and squeals in horror as he runs for a stool to stand on
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13064 on: September 30, 2016, 10:29:14 pm »

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