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[Arx]

As long as you're not making music with your butt, you're doing good.

[Omeganaut]

That's how it starts, yes. Then the days pass, and the next thing you know you're watching Law and Order.

More like cognitive degeneration.

That... makes a lot of sense, actually.

there's actually a good reason for this particular bit of ridiculousness. Well, the part about it not making sense

[USEC_OFFICER]

And where are the fucking Horcruxes?

Its the wig. Obviously the first one.

[IcyTea31]

Gods beating up animals: It's not something I thought to make into a proper mechanic.

[Rubidium]

WTF? We are being polite here and it is flipping birds! Kill it! Devour its corpse like a good elf!

NO
YOU FOOL
YOU'VE STARTED ANOTHER E-PEEN MEASURING CONTEST

[Tawa]

Everything you do is lewd by default.

[HissinhWalnuts]

-removed skeletons from comments.

[Baffler]

It's usually goat dicks, but you might get lucky.

[Omeganaut]

"There's a chink in it."

[Rubidium]

The solution is to mince the jellybears and sell them as colon cleansers.

YOUR CYCLISTS LACK DISCIPLINE AND PICKELHAUBES

[Loud Whispers]

By Armok's Blood! These Communist animals are CAPITALISTS!

"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

[Tawa]

That is not how you expand dong.

[BFEL]

I'm the hard-nosed realist who has to turn his bizarre ramblings into structurally sound fuckengines.

[flabort]

I look at the speedo, but I don't need to to know when to change gears.

[H4zardZ1]

Spoiler: Spoiler. (click to show/hide)

Never trust a wish granter. Its like a basic story principle, they will always fuck you over in the end

Where did it come off.

5000 year old, mummified penis

Where it did come off.