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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761981 times)

BFEL

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11220 on: August 14, 2015, 11:07:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11221 on: August 15, 2015, 05:47:14 am »

Give into menstrual Trumptation, you know it to be true
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11222 on: August 16, 2015, 01:08:19 am »

First, you break down the Fourth wall, then you start sweeping everyone to the wrong sides.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11223 on: August 16, 2015, 08:27:36 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11224 on: August 17, 2015, 12:54:35 am »

do you actually have to take time to impale yourself?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11225 on: August 17, 2015, 01:04:17 am »

do you actually have to take time to impale yourself?
Bad Yoink! The thread title clearly stated that you're not allowed to look in it!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11226 on: August 17, 2015, 01:53:33 am »

But I didn't look in it, I had my screenreader tell me what it said.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11227 on: August 17, 2015, 02:22:15 am »

stabbing yourself only takes a second
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11228 on: August 17, 2015, 07:53:47 am »

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Tinie_Snipah: Thanks, seduction never worked for me
ADirtySock: /u/Tinie_Snipah has no game.
Tinie_Snipah: It is true, but I still lust for my sister. Life goes on

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11229 on: August 17, 2015, 07:58:45 am »

I wouldn't pay $50 to have a lentil on my face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11230 on: August 17, 2015, 10:01:45 am »

Quote from: A customer at work said something that totally sounded like
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11231 on: August 17, 2015, 03:51:58 pm »

there was plenty of bonking at our school
Just the first thing that popped into mind with holes and blood.
Hitler was a penis potato.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11232 on: August 17, 2015, 08:38:16 pm »

Stuff as many grenades down my pants as I can reasonably get away with.

Ready to go.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11233 on: August 17, 2015, 09:26:01 pm »

Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11234 on: August 17, 2015, 11:15:52 pm »

"I keep all the women pregnant, and then when the babies are born, I send them out to die in the wasteland with no weapon, armour, or stims."
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