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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761915 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10200 on: April 04, 2015, 07:30:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10201 on: April 04, 2015, 10:32:19 pm »

Quote from: Sentient Bowtie
So if you smell a weiner, there are weiner bits in your nose

Quote from: Sentient Bowtie
THERE IS GENITAL PARTICLES IN HER NOSE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10202 on: April 04, 2015, 10:34:31 pm »

please don't argue in here about each other's wishes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10203 on: April 04, 2015, 10:54:53 pm »

please don't argue in here about each other's wishes
This will join the rest of my collection of Toady quotes that could become useful in the future.  For lack a better place to put them, they go in my sigtext.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10204 on: April 05, 2015, 03:31:33 am »

Well, they gotta do something with all those animal testicles...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10205 on: April 05, 2015, 05:06:52 am »

SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET

SQUIRE, FETCH ME MY KEYBOARD

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10206 on: April 05, 2015, 07:23:27 am »

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13:26   <Hatkitty>: y u had to engrave a dorf embracing a donkey and call it 'The Sick Ideas'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10207 on: April 05, 2015, 11:36:32 am »

Damn UN, keeps getting into places it's not required.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10208 on: April 05, 2015, 01:23:43 pm »

Jackets are the bomb. Go naked otherwise?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10209 on: April 05, 2015, 04:55:03 pm »

Quote from: Kevak on how to summon Santa
5:51 PM - Kevak: Kidnap an orphen?
5:51 PM - Kevak: orphan*

5:52 PM - Kevak: More fun to kidnap an orphan tho~

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10210 on: April 05, 2015, 05:56:10 pm »

Jackets are the bomb. Go naked otherwise?
Maybe it was a bomber jacket?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10211 on: April 05, 2015, 06:22:42 pm »

And if you dare to bring marinara casserole in a bowl of crust, which some people like to claim is "deep dish pizza", then the hammerer is paying you a visit.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10212 on: April 05, 2015, 06:39:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10213 on: April 05, 2015, 07:23:44 pm »

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  Rabidgam3r (Sam Quinn) (follow) moans, "as I saw it, Phil came down the hallway with an SMG and everybody fucking died"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10214 on: April 05, 2015, 07:48:02 pm »

The prostitute stops ***ing you when you're dead.
pfff, yeah, the cheap ones
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