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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761914 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10230 on: April 06, 2015, 12:47:35 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 06, 2015, 12:36:44 pm
At the conclusion of his propaganda, he gave us all bottles full of paint and told us he wanted, for the glory of mother nature, to have neon green carpets, dark green ceilings, and yellow-green walls in this theatre room.
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But the house/school is a high security prison now
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Odysseus- heavy metal pirate who just wants to get home so he can sell heroin
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10231 on: April 06, 2015, 01:13:49 pm »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on April 06, 2015, 12:58:49 pm
I also grabbed my guitar.

That also just phoned saying to bring everything back, and threatened to call the cops for taking our own damn things.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10232 on: April 06, 2015, 01:19:29 pm »
How did I do that?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10233 on: April 06, 2015, 02:01:56 pm »
I don't know, but it was too good not to quote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10234 on: April 06, 2015, 02:05:11 pm »
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[12:04]   GiglaDes   dad's dead lol rest in pepperoni
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10235 on: April 06, 2015, 02:27:52 pm »
Quote from: surqimus on April 06, 2015, 01:45:47 pm
My method is pretty similar, but it requires dropping the eggs into boiling water from a great height. Tending to second-degree burns is an essential part of the cooking process.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10236 on: April 06, 2015, 03:21:11 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on April 06, 2015, 03:19:09 pm
If at first you dont succeed then kill everybody.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10237 on: April 06, 2015, 05:00:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10238 on: April 06, 2015, 11:05:50 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 06, 2015, 11:01:21 pm
Androgyny is the gift that keeps on giving
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10239 on: April 07, 2015, 05:34:52 am »
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Homer simpson is a sexist joke.
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He's saying that all men that after they get married they are bumbling idiots, right? That they are fucking drunks and damn borderline retarded. Why nobody brings it up?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10240 on: April 07, 2015, 06:05:45 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10241 on: April 07, 2015, 06:18:08 am »
Quote from: Dermonster on April 07, 2015, 06:05:45 am
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I agree. I need to add a time stamp for the context start so the curious can know.
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10242 on: April 07, 2015, 06:20:17 am »
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I'm proud of my rape culture. I really enjoy wearing traditional rape clothing, dancing traditional rape dances, while rape music plays, and eating rape cuisine. It's fun for the whole family.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10243 on: April 07, 2015, 10:47:14 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 07, 2015, 09:51:38 am
Conservatives, the Canadians of the political world!

Quote from: TempAcc on April 07, 2015, 01:05:01 pm
you'll become a girl by eating black licorice regulary
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10244 on: April 07, 2015, 02:27:07 pm »
Quote from: surqimus on April 07, 2015, 06:04:45 am
If you treat the ark as a species that can have children with each other." That actually stands to reason when you think about it: Noah originally had two arks and he bred them to produce a giant fleet that could carry all the different species on Earth.
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