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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5895 on: October 12, 2013, 03:23:54 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5896 on: October 12, 2013, 04:50:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5897 on: October 12, 2013, 07:51:26 pm »
Quote from: Janet on October 12, 2013, 07:09:16 pm
Like splattering a bear all over the place with a zweihander while driving by it with a motorcycle. Which I just did IN THE NAME OF BEAR MEAT.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5898 on: October 12, 2013, 08:51:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5899 on: October 12, 2013, 10:07:04 pm »
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10:06 PM  AureliuszVektor: Judas x Jesus forever

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10:09 PM  Solifuge: One of them turns off his artificial Beard Support
10:09 PM  Solifuge: (It keeps Pope Vader's beard luxurious)

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10:14 PM  Alway: "Can someone please remind me why we meet on scaffolding?"
10:14 PM  Projeck_: Because I AM THE HATMAN
« Last Edit: October 12, 2013, 10:14:23 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5900 on: October 12, 2013, 10:25:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5901 on: October 12, 2013, 10:31:08 pm »
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Pseudonut: TRIPLE OBAMA HELL YEAH
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5902 on: October 12, 2013, 10:32:52 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on October 12, 2013, 10:31:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5903 on: October 12, 2013, 10:35:01 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on October 12, 2013, 10:32:52 pm
Quote from: SalmonGod on October 12, 2013, 10:31:08 pm
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Pseudonut: TRIPLE OBAMA HELL YEAH
Was that SaltyBet?

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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5904 on: October 12, 2013, 10:35:42 pm »
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10:34 PM  Alway: so I suspect it was an orgy
10:34 PM  Bauglir: this is why deities have never since been fond of dogpiles
10:34 PM  AureliuszVektor: Ugh Jesus
10:34 PM  Solifuge: Leper orgy is not a pleasant orgy.
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10:36 PM  Solifuge: Bible does not pass the Bechdel Test.
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10:38 PM  AureliuszVektor: I've been outed
10:38 PM  freeformschooler: MaryxJesus was never my OTP, unfortunately
10:38 PM  AureliuszVektor: Jesus is NOT my secret identity
10:38 PM  AureliuszVektor: Sorry guys
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10:40 PM  Kadzar: Remember when tanks cross through ancient jerusalem?
10:40 PM  AureliuszVektor: Judas don't do Tank Man
10:40 PM  Alway: 'aw lawdy, what did I drink last night'
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10:43 PM  freeformschooler: Nah they were holy tanks, time travel was one of Jesus' less-mentioned powers
10:43 PM  Solifuge: Fish to Tank was one of his Later miracles.

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10:49 PM  Bauglir: now they'll never be together :<
10:49 PM  Kadzar: jesus put pot in the bread?
10:49 PM  Alway: and then they kissed
10:49 PM  Pnx: Wait...
10:49 PM  Pnx: Jesus is pot?
10:49 PM  Alway: ... oh god
10:49 PM  Bauglir: pot is a metaphor for jesus
10:49 PM  Alway: I just realized
10:49 PM  Solifuge: Jesus and Judas are the only ones like "This is fuuuuucked"
10:49 PM  Alway: AND THEN THEY KISSED
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10:57 PM  Alway: AND THEN THEY KISSED
10:57 PM  freeformschooler: "jesus bb"
10:57 PM  Bauglir: IT HAPPENED
10:58 PM  Alway: "I've always loved you Jesus."
10:58 PM  Furtuka: THEY REALLY DID
10:58 PM  Alway: "I've always loved you too Judas."
10:58 PM  Solifuge: JUMPCUT TO THE MORNING AFTER
« Last Edit: October 12, 2013, 10:58:33 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5905 on: October 12, 2013, 11:06:24 pm »
What channel is that and do I see Vector there O_o

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5906 on: October 12, 2013, 11:13:56 pm »
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11:13 PM  Alway: "Jesus, try turning it off and back on again."
11:13 PM  Alway: and so he did

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11:16 PM  Solifuge: And here's the Jesus x Judas song
11:17 PM  Solifuge: Judas was the chosen one
11:17 PM  GeneralStupidity: Okay seriously though. The version I got lacked these parts...
11:17 PM  Solifuge: I like that spin
11:18 PM  freeformschooler: is he going to run into another tank
11:18 PM  Solifuge: Judas was God's fall guy
11:18 PM  Solifuge: And probably
11:18 PM  freeformschooler: or maybe get bombed by some angels
11:18 PM  Solifuge: The Romans keep tanks stashed all over the place

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11:19 PM  Bauglir: so they hung a black guy from a tree
11:19 PM  Solifuge: He hung himself. Suicide.
11:19 PM  Alway: he was the film's official black guy
11:19 PM  Alway: you know those don't live to the end
11:19 PM  freeformschooler: he even died before the white guys for tradition's sake
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11:27 PM  Alway: AFTERLIFE SHIPPING
11:27 PM  GeneralStupidity: Everything about him is the best.
11:27 PM  Kadzar: Judas came back to haunt him?
11:27 PM  Alway: this is just like homestuck
11:27 PM  freeformschooler: they died for their ship
11:27 PM  GeneralStupidity: This is totally canon.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2013, 11:28:07 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5907 on: October 12, 2013, 11:18:12 pm »
And some people ask why I'm rarely if ever on IRC. >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5908 on: October 12, 2013, 11:18:59 pm »
Oh this isn't IRC. Soli's streaming Jesus Christ Superstar right now, so the chat on his stream is quite interesting XD

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11:30 PM  Solifuge: Yes this is a movie that has fabulous romans, time shenanigins, Judas dodging tanks, and singing onion-hatted men faffing around on a giant  scaffold.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5909 on: October 12, 2013, 11:32:42 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on October 12, 2013, 10:11:34 pm
[...] I can hear "Pootis" when I let go.
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