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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757311 times)

applesauce machine

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2955 on: May 24, 2012, 09:12:07 pm »
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2956 on: May 24, 2012, 09:42:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2957 on: May 24, 2012, 09:47:45 pm »
That's... uh, that's not really an out of context quote.

It's also not funny.

Also, why did you go three years into the past? How?

Have people been searching my profile!?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2958 on: May 24, 2012, 09:53:20 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on November 08, 2009, 09:56:57 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2959 on: May 24, 2012, 10:13:42 pm »
I am likely going to regret this.

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I attempt to split a piece of paper in half with biotics.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2960 on: May 24, 2012, 10:14:41 pm »
Right, we've lost track of purpose.

See ya'll later.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2961 on: May 25, 2012, 10:34:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2962 on: May 25, 2012, 11:49:07 am »
I was about to say, "What's up with the Derm-a-thon?" when I started to look at the dates on the quotes.  O_o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2963 on: May 25, 2012, 11:51:29 am »
Quote from: Greiger on May 25, 2012, 11:24:08 am
Well, all we need now is a mobile battlefortress and we're good to go.

You're welcome, Greiger.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2964 on: May 26, 2012, 01:10:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2965 on: May 26, 2012, 01:29:01 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2966 on: May 26, 2012, 01:40:55 am »
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2967 on: May 26, 2012, 04:36:35 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2968 on: May 26, 2012, 08:19:54 am »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on May 26, 2012, 08:11:51 am
I don't know why no one else puts eggs on their pizza either. People are weird.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2969 on: May 26, 2012, 12:02:24 pm »
Quote from: Nyan Thousand on May 26, 2012, 08:12:00 am
Look, I can tell you're a newbie. I mean, obviously, you don't cum here often. But let me take a load off your mind and say that if you're ever in a sticky situation, if you find things are hard to take, if you find it hard to swallow, just remember, man. I'll be here for you.
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