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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764166 times)

Peewee

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2205 on: November 29, 2011, 10:00:13 pm »

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

I told you about stairs bro.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2206 on: December 01, 2011, 08:46:06 pm »

If you're that afraid of being spayed, you should consider not attending

EDIT:
Hah! I knew the gays were holding out!

Get over here! It is time for breakfast!
« Last Edit: December 02, 2011, 08:41:17 am by Urist Imiknorris »
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2207 on: December 02, 2011, 10:59:31 pm »

paper, even sugar-coated, tastes terrible
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2209 on: December 03, 2011, 10:17:30 pm »

<Lillian> WE HAVE TO DIG DERPER
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2210 on: December 03, 2011, 10:31:25 pm »

Skip to tomorrow and my sister claims she's finally asked out the guy she's been going after for weeks. It aint me.

Da fuck.
I'm following this so hard.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2011, 12:59:20 am by iceball3 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2211 on: December 04, 2011, 02:06:53 am »

Might I add that those are lovely when presented in that order?
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2212 on: December 06, 2011, 06:56:53 pm »

supporting "killing children in the minds of children"
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2213 on: December 06, 2011, 06:59:32 pm »

<Geneva> You think thats bad?
<Geneva> You should see the Space Herpes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2214 on: December 06, 2011, 07:51:07 pm »

I can't wait to get my pie creamed out of me.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2215 on: December 06, 2011, 08:25:48 pm »

Quote from: From random classmate
That's like one tenth of an orgasm.

You have 10 tries to guess what's a tenth of an orgasm.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2216 on: December 06, 2011, 09:31:23 pm »

The letter c?
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2217 on: December 06, 2011, 09:35:45 pm »

"An orgasm." has 10 characters, counting the space. Pick one, there's your tenth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2218 on: December 06, 2011, 10:29:14 pm »

A sneeze?
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« Reply #2219 on: December 07, 2011, 12:33:39 am »

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Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable
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