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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761021 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2235 on: December 08, 2011, 11:19:51 am »

And thus, i shall provide a quote relevant to DF.

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Not sure why but i find it amusing. I guess it's more funny if you don't know it's about DF. :U
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2236 on: December 09, 2011, 12:43:03 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2237 on: December 09, 2011, 08:27:47 pm »

Light-speed exceeding black holes eating out the center of the Earth, here we go.

Damn you, science.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2238 on: December 10, 2011, 12:36:20 pm »

MY RACISM IS FOILED BY YOUR DELICIOUSNESS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2239 on: December 12, 2011, 07:37:51 pm »

I am more than capable of being a snugglemuffin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2240 on: December 12, 2011, 11:50:55 pm »

"You're turning into a penguin. Stop it." - Douglas Adams.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2241 on: December 12, 2011, 11:59:32 pm »

I'm torn between admonishing you for using improper material or letting you go because I love the source material.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2242 on: December 13, 2011, 02:18:36 am »

Maybe I should have read more than the first and last page. I should have noticed every quote was from the forum. Sorry about that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2243 on: December 13, 2011, 07:06:27 am »

Shouldn't the quote be attributed to Arthur Dent anyway?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2244 on: December 13, 2011, 08:32:56 am »

She seems really squishy, but gets incentivized for getting close and BURSTING YOUR PANTS OFF!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2245 on: December 13, 2011, 11:29:06 am »

Nothing says "Happy Holidays!" like killing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2246 on: December 13, 2011, 12:42:53 pm »

Nothing says "Happy Holidays!" like killing
On one of the Goonstations on SS13, they had a Christmas event in August (or was it June?) that was hilarious. The main station was in utter chaos, the radio was full of screams, and I was trapped on Zeta. I finally researched Necrotic Degeneration, but then some idiot cut all the wires on the airlock. I was stuck there, listening to Yuletime slaughter jokes.

I gave up, injected myself with airborne Berserker, and started fixing all the airlocks with burnt hands. I died near the transport shuttle, and with my dying breath told my partner to spread Berserker and ND.

TWAS GLORIOUS

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2247 on: December 13, 2011, 07:08:26 pm »

I read the title, i assumed something pornographic. I am sorely disappointed.

Right...spinal injuries may or may not result in unrecoverable nerve damage

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2248 on: December 14, 2011, 02:40:23 pm »

Are all of our items of clothing going to become edible?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2249 on: December 19, 2011, 06:35:02 pm »

If you're filled with enough dopamine to kill an elephant, you'll be too dead to feel like a dick~~ ヽ(°ヮ。)ノ
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