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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14415 on: February 01, 2018, 01:55:18 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on February 01, 2018, 01:50:37 pm
According to his Wikipedia page, Chuck Tingle, is the author of...

Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt,
Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt",
Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'",
Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"'",
Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"'"
and finally
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

What an interesting fellow
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14416 on: February 01, 2018, 05:38:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14417 on: February 01, 2018, 07:13:34 pm »
Quote from: Tack on February 01, 2018, 05:10:30 pm
What if “slammed in the ass by dead philosophers” is actually the thing which will progress our culture to he next step?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14418 on: February 02, 2018, 11:18:11 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 01, 2018, 02:38:35 pm
Man did not struggle from Ancient times to compose works of great beauty on costly parchment, preserve their works from fires and floods, and spend their lives writing books just so some dude in modern times can write about ass-loving raptors who stick their genitalia into promiscuous astronauts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14419 on: February 02, 2018, 12:27:43 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on February 01, 2018, 11:06:14 pm
Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
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Cheerful with a side of wink wink nudge nudge I bet this guy's spine would look great mounted on my wall.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14420 on: February 02, 2018, 01:32:56 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 02, 2018, 11:43:37 am
You would drink too if your ass appendage looked like a dick
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14421 on: February 02, 2018, 08:23:35 pm »
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You have made me happy to hear that a child was gruesomely killed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14422 on: February 02, 2018, 11:09:52 pm »
Quote from: Post #1900 on "Roger Roger SW SI II - Still Not Sithy Enough" Thread on Spacebattles
Obiwan Kenobi, beard narrowed as he pursed his lips, ever the stalwart ally of his friend and brother.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14423 on: February 03, 2018, 03:19:21 am »
this is less out of context and more just funny but
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14424 on: February 03, 2018, 05:11:21 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on February 02, 2018, 07:25:13 pm
And there was a minor subplot I think where I discover the cure for world hunger by streamlining and industrializing hydroponic farming using seawater to grow tons of tropical fruits. But it was less important than the cute girl love triangle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14425 on: February 03, 2018, 08:25:33 am »
Quote from: TalonisWolf on February 02, 2018, 11:09:52 pm
Quote from: Post #1900 on "Roger Roger SW SI II - Still Not Sithy Enough" Thread on Spacebattles
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Ohey you read that too? Cool.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14426 on: February 03, 2018, 12:26:33 pm »
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Honestly, though, I think that willingness to literally taste one's rectum is as close to a tangible proof of love as it gets.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14427 on: February 03, 2018, 10:13:35 pm »
He has a point.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14428 on: February 04, 2018, 03:42:12 pm »
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There are few things so maniacally joyful as sprinting towards your family members with a shotgun and just fucking destroying them in one shot while they futilely try to get you before you can get them
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14429 on: February 04, 2018, 06:51:35 pm »
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There are few things so maniacally joyful as sprinting towards your family members with a shotgun and just fucking destroying them in one shot while they futilely try to get you before you can get them

Also a fair point.
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