The very moment the whistling comes to a halt, all eight unusual figures burst into action!
First to move is ziizo, clad in a gimp suit, who tosses his disturbingly heavy book of German BDSM terms to a random person in the audience! As he follows up with a quick dash out of the building, his suit making uncomfortably loud squeaking noises the whole way, he hears gasps coming from the audience as the people around where the book landed realize just exactly what has landed before them! Once ziizo bursts out of the door, he grabs Yottawhat’s bicycle and begins cycling away!
Secheral, quickly noticing the wealth of crazy people with weapons around him, decides that having some sort of protection would be ideal. Jumping into the crowd, he grabs someone that looks particularly drunk [10 v 2], and quickly wrangles them into a chokehold and holding them out towards the other wiki-warriors.
Next Puppyguard, noting the obvious danger of a thermonuclear warhead, orders his mafioso to dispatch Yottawhat! [2 v 9] Unfortunately for him, the shot goes wide and instead smashes into the giant asteroid, sending shards of rock flying all over the place and significantly spooking the audience. Then, Puppyguard lights a Black Snake at Failbird, which fizzes slightly and starts to snake out into a black tube, as Black Snakes are wont to do.
NAV, also noticing the obvious danger of a nuclear bomb, uses his mystical powers to pour wet cement all over Yottawhat! [7 v 5] The viscous grey goo covers his body as NAV dashes out of the building right behind ziizo, and makes a beeline for Elliot Bay! [Running: 6] She makes it about a quarter of the way, due to some annoying traffic and the fact she is constantly being tripped up by a large gaggle of cats insistent on rubbing up against we her legs.
The trend of causing great bodily harm to Yottawhat continues with OceanSoul, who serves a tennis ball straight at his head while singing Ballroom Blitz! [4 v 7-2 (Cement)] [Singing: 9+2+2+1] Although his shot goes wide, OceanSoul’s singing is off the chart! The chart has burst into flames! The entire audience stands up and gives OceanSoul a standing ovation!
Yottawhat, being the victim of a series of brutal and quite frankly distressing attacks, makes a mad dash for the bomb! [Movement: 6-2 (Cement)] However, the weight of the Cement causes him to fall over onto the ground, as Ali watches in confusion.
Seeing that Yottawhat is now in a very compromising situation, King Zultan moves in to make the killing blow [2 v 9-2 (Cement)], but misses and instead blows more chunks out of OceanSoul’s asteroid. Chunks of asteroid fly into the audience, which elicits a great deal of screaming and blood spurting everywhere.
Finally, Failbird sees the utter chaos that has unfolded before her and decides an egress is the correct choice at this time. After trampling over Puppyguard’s still-growing Black Snake, she pushes her way out of the building and into the street.
[Audience Reaction: 8 - 2 (Dictionary) + 3 (Singing) - 2 (Bodily Harm)]
The audience seems to have accepted this new diversion, and most people lean back to watch the show unfold. The general consensus is that this some sort of weird modern art performance.
Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish
Short S.36: +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications: +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume: +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder: +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon: +2 Acting, +2 Directing
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown.
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None
Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American
Luigi Manocchio: +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake: +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale: +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler: +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein: +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (43/50); Status: Fine]
Name: Yottawhat
Gender: Male
Nationality: Byzantine
Chief Secretary to the Government of Malaysia: +Ally: Ali Hamsa
MR 41: +Asset: MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead
Constantine Gongyles: +2 Politics, +Ability: Eunuch
Elon Farnsworth: +2 Politics, +2 Law
1955 Tour de France: +2 Biking, +Asset: Racing Bicycle
Status:
Covered in Cement: You are covered in liquid cement! This greatly restricts your movement. The cement will harden in 8 turns.
Chemical Burns: Exposure to cement can cause some nasty chemical burns. These burns will become painfully apparent in 10 turns.
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead
Abilities:
Eunuch: You’re missing your dangly bits. And that’s just a little bit sad. You are, however, immune to the effects of seduction.
Allies:
Ali Hamsa [Modern Clothes, Briefcase; Status: Fine]
Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian
Burnt Project 1: +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga: +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan: +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe: +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry: +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Soccer Ball, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African
Beyers Naude: +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day: +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag: +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp: +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo: +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Racing Bicycle
Abilities: None
Allies: None
Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French
Anatole Loquin: +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan: +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster: +Asset: HMS Lancaster
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None
Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian
Swedish Solar Telescope: +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans: +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story: +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja: +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming: +Ability: Calm Traffic
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]
Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Nick Mowrer: +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings: +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan: +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt: +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery: +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (4/5), Football
Abilities: None
Allies: None
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