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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Other honest-to-God titles include "I'm Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane" and "Space Raptor Butt Invasion".

Posted.

I--but--I checked... dang it.

You just got owned. Again.

[Arx]

Well it's not as hard as you may think. You just need a few specialty parts, and a conceptual understanding of what you're doing. I'll start with the parts. Once you have your Heisensensor in place, you can Heisenmorph the Heisenwaves using a Heisen-Regulator, and from there your Heisenputer will do most of the Heisenprocessing. As far as the math goes, you just have to be able to find the theory that underlies quantum mechanics so you can rely on precise particle positions, instead of clunky old statistical information. That theory is called Heisenheisen. Most of the time the Heisenberg compensators are stored just beneath the transporter pad; they need to be nice and close to the pad to Heisenate the Heisenspace.

... Lederheisen.

[Akura]

CURSE YOU, I WAS GOING TO MAKE A NECROCIALIS JOKE!

ARGH!

*stomps off punting kittens and eating babies*

I guess Magical Lesbian Vampire Battle is up to me, then.

I'd play that.

Seconded. And thirded. Fourthing is a bit too much.

[Wolfkit]

caroline
please record things
please god

I suggested this too multiple times too.
We even tried after the Battlefield disappearing subterranean tank incident.

But I'm ashamed of my own voice ;-;

I have that too. I pretty sure it's not our voices sounding bad, instead something more along the lines of our brains thinking it's unnatural for us to hear or voices coming from something that's not ourself.

[BFEL]

two (and like one fifth or something) panty shots

[redwallzyl]

If the #Moon didn't spin at all, then eventually it would show its far side to the #Earth while moving around our planet in #orbit. However, since the rotational period is exactly the same as the orbital period, the same portion of the Moon's sphere is always facing the Earth. The moon is not stuck in place with one side facing us. Our lunar companion rotates while it orbits Earth. It's just that the amount of time it takes the moon to complete a revolution on its axis is the same it takes to circle our planet — about 27 days. This was done by the #Annunaki. They set the moon in its place to stabilize the weather on earth and they set the rotation in a #TidalLock with Earths rotation to keep their lunar bases and activities hidden. There is still a #LunarWave cloaking what we see with the naked eye from earth till this day. Your independent researchers are just starting to figure this out.

crazy conspiracy theorists seem to be infesting the internet lately but i have just now discovered their criminal overuse of hashtags. i can feel the braincells dieing and my faith in humanity flowing down the drain.

[BFEL]

"Sleep through several pounds of woodlice" and the most amazing scorpion fight pun.

[Eric Blank]

crazy conspiracy theorists seem to be infesting the internet lately but i have just now discovered their criminal overuse of hashtags. i can feel the braincells dieing and my faith in humanity flowing down the drain.

What, yours didn't start dying the first time you started seeing/hearing hashtags inserted into everything?

[crazysheep]

What, yours didn't start dying the first time you started seeing/hearing hashtags inserted into everything?

#worth

[BFEL]

#hashbrowntag

[KingofstarrySkies]

pfft
you should hear me talk

[Eric Blank]

Yer a wankin' robot m8.

I figured it'd be a little higher pitched than that.

[Arx]

all I care about is fucking eels.

[adwarf]

6:53:23 PM <Alway>  Kanye SouthBySouth West

[4maskwolf]

all I care about is fucking eels.

That sounds painful.  Eels would bite if being used like that.

If this is efficiency, I want no part in it.