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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762199 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10305 on: April 12, 2015, 08:24:36 pm »
Caroline also, y'know, likely have the voice of a guy, so I see why she's not comfortable about it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10306 on: April 12, 2015, 09:01:23 pm »
Quote from: Donuts on April 12, 2015, 08:18:50 pm
someone with the biggest burger ever, then ran into a fire
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10307 on: April 12, 2015, 09:05:22 pm »
You didn't even need to cut out the start of the sentence.

Quote from: Donuts on April 12, 2015, 08:18:50 pm
Accidentally murdered someone with the biggest burger ever, then ran into a fire and died
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10308 on: April 12, 2015, 10:53:02 pm »
[22:52]   boots   boots boot boots boot boot
[22:52]   GUNINANRUNIN   das boot boots boots with boots
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10309 on: April 13, 2015, 01:58:34 am »
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23:57   mastahcheese   You're a fucking astronaut.
23:57   GUNINANRUNIN   lol
23:57   mastahcheese   Oh my god
23:57   mastahcheese   I hate you
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10310 on: April 13, 2015, 02:02:28 am »
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<mastahcheese> Three inches should be enough if you cram things in tight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10311 on: April 13, 2015, 07:45:53 am »
Quote from: Akura on April 13, 2015, 07:43:59 am
Apparently the best way to deal with a wave of fireballs coming at you is to drop-kick the fire.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10312 on: April 13, 2015, 07:55:27 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 13, 2015, 07:51:21 am
I've never used the term "ossification poo" before.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10313 on: April 13, 2015, 09:53:31 am »
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<Kagus> also
<Kagus> I just honked at some paramedics enough that they got pissed, dragged me out of my car and started beating me up
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10314 on: April 13, 2015, 10:48:37 am »
The adventures of me + friends:

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ME: you could learn how 2 dominions 4
CHARLOTTE S.: neever
ME: but you prob can't cause you're a girl
CHARLOTTE S.: niamh
ME: >patriarchy
CHARLOTTE S.: exactly

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COWBOYBEBOPANDHISCOMPUTER: fugly lesbians
IMAGINARY-INTERNET-GIRLFRIEND: fugly lesbians
ME: FUGLY LESBIANS

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FUJOSHI SCUM: oh man
FUJOSHI SCUM: this summer
FUJOSHI SCUM: is gonna be me playing counterstrike with counterstrike volume almost muted and blasting coil and crying ;~;
ME: GOOD

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ME: also did i show you
ME: the only cool thing
ME: africans made
SWEDEBÖG: egypt??
ME: modern thing
SWEDEBÖG: i can’t really imagine anything
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10315 on: April 13, 2015, 10:53:09 am »
Quote from: Conversation between me and a friend
Me: I wonder what a child between you and a floor would look like...
Friend: A really ginger island, probably.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10316 on: April 13, 2015, 11:13:00 am »
Since we're all doing friend-conversations, I guess I'll do some stuff from me playing Skyrim with my brother?

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Me: Oh, and I can also do this.
[you can only use powers once a day]
Brother: I guess you can't do that.
Me: Yeah, sorry.
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Brother: Just make your daughter do it, she's invincible.
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Brother: your guy has cancer.
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Brother: Why are you wearing clothes?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10317 on: April 13, 2015, 12:38:38 pm »
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19:33   <Hatkitty>: swordstar: HOW MANY INCHES OF A SAUSAGE CAN HE EAT AT ONCE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10318 on: April 13, 2015, 02:10:24 pm »
Quote from: Cinder on April 12, 2015, 05:27:31 am
You really need to search less gay erotica.
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Respect the Robot.
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on April 12, 2015, 04:01:20 pm
Because you're a logical forward thinking wanker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10319 on: April 14, 2015, 01:18:47 am »
Quote from: The Ensorceler on February 11, 2015, 01:15:17 am
Given all the other hypothetical ways, it seems programming an elder god into existence would work too.
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