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penguify

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1740 on: October 10, 2010, 11:09:02 am »

I forgot, were we planning on killing the mayor after this, to take full control of the town?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1741 on: October 10, 2010, 11:10:54 am »

No, But if we don't get to the demon before he gets to the mayor, we're then proclaimed mayor, since we asked to be mayor-heir.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1742 on: October 10, 2010, 11:36:54 am »

So basically we're just keeping our options open then? I, personally, don't think we should kill the mayor. It might give the cryswarm ideas.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1743 on: October 10, 2010, 11:52:56 am »

Yes.
Also, mayors must do paperwork, and paperwork and MAGIC!! do not mix.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1744 on: October 10, 2010, 11:55:25 am »

Pretty much the above.

Again I ask, did upgrading Steve give us Mechamancy?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1745 on: October 10, 2010, 12:12:18 pm »

Yes, we did.
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yes, mayor = paperwork, but how else would we become leader of a city we want to keep intact?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1746 on: October 10, 2010, 12:22:12 pm »

Call all the squirrels we can. Then, after taking a small breeding stock to a different cage, make all the squirrels into a giant SQUIRREL GOLEM!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1747 on: October 10, 2010, 12:53:45 pm »

yes, mayor = paperwork, but how else would we become leader of a city we want to keep intact?
Simple. The mayor handles the paperwork while we be the charismatic warlord.

Fight the demon in an epic showdown, with massive explosions on both sides and an army of cryswarm-50s backing us up against the demon cats.(no real cats are to be harmed in the making of this illusion.)
The mason's guild, unfortunately, will be collateral damage.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1748 on: October 10, 2010, 01:32:36 pm »

Tell it to try to always, all other things equal, both mentally and physically, maintain the permanent quality of Cuteness! ^_^

Doesn't mean all it's forms will be cute, just means they will if it isn't specified specifically that they shouldn't be.

Tell it to do some stunts to test it's reflexes and coordination.
What was the results form this? or did you miss it?
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1749 on: October 10, 2010, 01:34:26 pm »

Tell it to do some stunts to test it's reflexes and coordination.
Do this. Ignore the rest... We don't want the cryswarm to always be cute! That sorta ruins the attempt to rule through fear...
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Armok

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1750 on: October 10, 2010, 02:07:16 pm »

it won't *always* be cute. It will just be cute in general, most of the time, when it's on it's own or not told otherwise.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1751 on: October 10, 2010, 03:49:20 pm »

make it portal turrets cute!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1752 on: October 10, 2010, 03:55:45 pm »

I'm fine with that.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1753 on: October 10, 2010, 04:00:23 pm »

You tell it to be portal turrets cute.
It asks you where the forth wall dissapeared to.
You point at yonder pile o' rubbish.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!Cryswarm!!
« Reply #1754 on: October 10, 2010, 04:01:14 pm »

Call all the squirrels we can. Then, after taking a small breeding stock to a different cage, make all the squirrels into a giant SQUIRREL GOLEM!
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