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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Awesomeness.
« Reply #1500 on: October 03, 2010, 08:13:58 pm »

Test thought filter.
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Furtuka

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« Reply #1501 on: October 03, 2010, 08:17:01 pm »

Create a team of even more samurai squirrels who shall serve as ordinary troops and guard the tower
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1502 on: October 03, 2010, 08:21:03 pm »

You test the filter.
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Cable Connected!
Deforming...
THINKING!
Request Replacement x3
Confimation x3
Cable Removed!
Reforming...

it doesn't really think on its own yet.

You use up the last 5 squirrels as Guards. they lack armor to ninja-proof them, but have sword arms!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1503 on: October 03, 2010, 08:26:15 pm »

Metamance some Crysteel into squirrel-sized suits of samurai armor. Protect squirrels from Ninja Cats.
Gather squirrels. A lot of squirrels.
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breadbocks

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« Reply #1504 on: October 03, 2010, 08:31:35 pm »

Give Cat Alpha a collar which shoots smokescreens, and teach the cat to use it.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1505 on: October 03, 2010, 08:33:05 pm »

They already have smoke bomb-ish things. its part of the Ninjaness.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Argonnek

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« Reply #1506 on: October 03, 2010, 09:17:03 pm »

Can we make never-thawing ice? If we can, we could provide it to Bob as a supplement for stone.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1507 on: October 03, 2010, 09:20:00 pm »

Can we make never-thawing ice? If we can, we could provide it to Bob as a supplement for stone.

That would kill our squirrels.

Metamance some Crysteel into squirrel-sized suits of samurai armor. Protect squirrels from Ninja Cats.
Gather squirrels. A lot of squirrels.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1508 on: October 03, 2010, 09:22:37 pm »

We could, but Bob's AI can't handle it. Basic is just enough to not have to do manual controls, if you give it a different material it'll rebuild the entire thing from it, which will take forever to rebuild.

You grab a bunch of squirrels in preparations for arena combat.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1509 on: October 03, 2010, 09:37:29 pm »

How many squirrels do we have?
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1510 on: October 03, 2010, 09:44:09 pm »

How big is the arena?
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1511 on: October 03, 2010, 09:50:04 pm »

What?
I had other plans for most of the squirrels. I thought the arena was so we could train the ones we converted into samurai squirrels.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1512 on: October 03, 2010, 09:59:28 pm »

You get more squirrels to do other stuff with.
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Lillipad

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« Reply #1513 on: October 03, 2010, 10:03:51 pm »

Convert the squirrels we gathered in the arena into samurai squirrels.

For the misc squirrels make 4-5 of them subject Beta sized, then convert them into giant samurai squirrels. Make a secondary batch of large squirrels, but keep them normal. Practice converting the claws of the secondary batch into Crysteel then, if Random.org allows it, convert the claws of all your guard animals into Crysteel. Any remaining misc squirrels can be saved for when we make Death Squirrel Alpha later on.

P.S. Any successful experiments in the misc giant squirrels batch can be converted into giant samurai squirrels.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2010, 10:06:25 pm by Lillipad »
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Argonnek

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« Reply #1514 on: October 03, 2010, 10:12:09 pm »

I have an Ideatm! Lets invent, market, and monopolize refrigerators! We could have a simple external shell of metal (or crysteel, for more affluent clients) with an insulated inner layer (Either invent Styrofoam or just use magic) and never-freezing ice on the inside to keep it cool forever!

WE. COULD. MAKE. THOUSANDS!! With that kind of money, we could buy our own kingdom! If we wanted one, anyway. More importantly, we could annihilate the overpriced mason's guild and replace it with a marginally less overpriced mason's guild!
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