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[Mego]

Group writing? Count me in.

You do realize that only something like House of Leaves could describe the insanity idiocy Fun that is Failcannon, right?

[rridgway]

I should report that my dwarf has a incorrect name. It should be rridgway, not rrdgway. Thanks.


Also, how exactly did a forgotten beast get outside, into the ocean?

Double also, my laptop is getting 25 FPS. Is that any good?

[Mego]

my laptop is getting 25 FPS

ALL HAIL THE NEW KING!

[Eric Blank]

25 is more than twice what I got on average! GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP!

And where is this forgotten beast you speak of?

Poor Deathsword must be having so much ‼FUN‼ right about now.

[arcangelsd]

my laptop is getting 25 FPS

ALL HAIL THE NEW KING!

Is your laptop powered by dwarven water reactors? Oh, wait, STFO is down. Allright.

[Eric Blank]

Shutting down the STFO didn't affect my FPS at all... We just need to find a cheap sale on whatever laptop he's got!

[rridgway]

25 is more than twice what I got on average! GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP!

And where is this forgotten beast you speak of?

Poor Deathsword must be having so much ‼FUN‼ right about now.

I may have spoken too soon, upon reloading DF to get that image, it dropped to 15. It was definitely stable at 22-25 the last time I opened DF, however. Huh.

[arcangelsd]

Meh. Relax. As the rest of its bethren, this one does nothing to us. We are scarier.

[rridgway]

Meh. Relax. As the rest of its bethren, this one does nothing to us. We are scarier.

I guessed that. I'm just wondering how exactly it escaped the Ocean of Slime.

[CatalystParadox]

I cannot possibly let a group-write happen without insisting that I be allowed to dip my pen.

Also, I hereby insist that we conscript such greats as Andreus and Seth.

[arcangelsd]

I cannot possibly let a group-write happen without insisting that I be allowed to dip my pen.

Also, I hereby insist that we conscript such greats as Andreus and Seth.

I'd really like to contribute to the writing, but sadly my writing skills are subpar. But I'd really love to draw something about Failcannon, so if anything needs to be drawn, I volunteer!

[Varnifane]

I have done some writing and this would be a good distraction.

Also, I would love to get in on the reboot.

[kisame12794]

Artistry? Count me in!

[Teneb]

Sometimes DF goes crazy (at least with me) and claims I have 49-50 FPS (wich I don't obviously), but when I move the screen it goes right back to 9.


Nothing but coffins right now.

Still in spring

Spoiler: my dwarf, and the god she worships (click to show/hide)

EDIT: might as well add a minor "introduction"


From a message engraved on the tombs of Failcannon:

I have been chosen to lead Failcannon for this year, for next year a new, proper overseer will arrive from the mountainhomes to lead us. Our chief medical dwarf, Erica, insists we have to make a new tomb for all our dead, and rig it to collapse and "relase their souls to fight the final battle against the tyranny of Led". Didn't she die some time ago? Not that it matters too much, I just need to find the lever that will collapse it and label it so it can easily be found when the time is right.


EDIT 2: Breaking news! While looking at notes to find the Failday lever, I found this:

Attached to a lever. Should I pull it?

[Darvi]

If you want to be fucked, sure.

That came out wrong.