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Author Topic: FailCannon: No Rest for the Wicked (or anyone else) (Succession: Battlefailed 2)  (Read 937420 times)

Ieb

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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2235 on: October 09, 2011, 01:56:09 am »
You know that this fort has been through rough times when being shot several times with bolts and then having your head chopped off by fellow dwarves is considered anticlimatic.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2236 on: October 09, 2011, 12:43:08 pm »
It's nice to see my dwarf is being useful and getting off her butt to do whatever no one else feels like doing. And now I have the fun job of trading. I obviously want to learn how to do everything so that I can gain power be the most helpful dwarf ever. Yes, I can see it now...whenever something needs to be done, you'll be able to count on me. If I'm not too dead to help, anyway.

It's a shame Catalyst had to die in such a not horribly turmoil inducing way. I am still hoping that someone gets to be a traitor from this, though. We need some death and destruction what with such a high population. What are we at? 16-20 dwarves now? Unbelievable.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2237 on: October 09, 2011, 01:04:26 pm »
And we need more useless crap to fill the place up now that it's all been traded away. I mean, what sort of self respecting fort has FPS in double-digits?
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2238 on: October 09, 2011, 01:09:03 pm »
Elven. And we don't sell any chocolate cookies to them, now do we?

Bloody treeloving cleanliness maniacs. Always cleaning away all the fun and hiding it under the rug.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2239 on: October 09, 2011, 01:13:22 pm »
Y-y-you...Yy-y-you... You traded away... Th-the... THE CRAP?! The ever-holy and omniscient crap that has been one of the Six Pillars of Failcannon?! YOU FUCKING HEATHENS, ALL OF YOU.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2240 on: October 09, 2011, 01:22:14 pm »
Quote from: Dariush on October 09, 2011, 01:13:22 pm
Y-y-you...Yy-y-you... You traded away... Th-the... THE CRAP?! The ever-holy and omniscient crap that has been one of the Six Pillars of Failcannon?! YOU FUCKING HEATHENS, ALL OF YOU.
I-I was possessed! It wasn't my doing, I swear! And here I thought trading would be a safe job...
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2241 on: October 09, 2011, 01:27:26 pm »
I thank you all for electing me mayor, following the completely shocking and unexpected death of our beloved Catalyst, which I had nothing to do with whatsoever.  I promise you that, even in these hard times we face, I will not do anything whatsoever to help you.  I mean seriously, I have no sense of responsibility whatsoever.  I don't know whose idea it was to nominate me, but it was probably a bad idea.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2242 on: October 09, 2011, 03:11:27 pm »
Quote from: Kirbypowered on October 09, 2011, 01:22:14 pm
And here I thought trading would be a safe job...

Safe? Here? You need help.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2243 on: October 09, 2011, 03:49:12 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 09, 2011, 03:11:27 pm
Quote from: Kirbypowered on October 09, 2011, 01:22:14 pm
And here I thought trading would be a safe job...

Safe? Here? You need help.
Well, I meant safe in comparison to...we're all screwed. Just being a bookkeeper is dangerous business here.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 29, 2012, 08:46:41 am
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2244 on: October 09, 2011, 03:54:56 pm »
Quote from: Kirbypowered on October 09, 2011, 03:49:12 pm
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 09, 2011, 03:11:27 pm
Quote from: Kirbypowered on October 09, 2011, 01:22:14 pm
And here I thought trading would be a safe job...

Safe? Here? You need help.
Well, I meant safe in comparison to...we're all screwed. Just being a bookkeeper existing is dangerous business here.
Fixed that for you.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2245 on: October 09, 2011, 04:28:40 pm »
Quote from: Kirbypowered on October 09, 2011, 12:43:08 pm
We need some death and destruction what with such a high population. What are we at? 16-20 dwarves now? Unbelievable.

A grand total of 11 :P The liaisons are still here, though.
And I still managed to keep a net growth in population!

Quote from: Mekboy on October 09, 2011, 01:04:26 pm
And we need more useless crap to fill the place up now that it's all been traded away. I mean, what sort of self respecting fort has FPS in double-digits?
Hah! What was traded away wasn't even half of what's within just 5 tiles of the depot. With just 11 working dwarves (who felt no desire to spend more than 5% of their time actually hauling to the depot, instead just idling there on it) there's no hope to ever actually deal with the trash. Especially the crap at the north edge. I would still suggest burning it away.

In more neutral (bad?) news, neither Mebtob (now Catalyst) nor Dariush have become traitors. I suspect this is because Catalyst was an enemy of both the civ and local government. The new Catalyst gets the living facilities in the Cell, for the moment, but is running around as normal. The liaisons seem to be completely insane, despite not being explicitly labelled as stark-raving-mad.

The Ghosts of Twobeard and Etur are still following 'Catalyst'. They all have strange tastes...
Oh dear... It appears that the liaisons have gone utterly bonkers, even berserk!
« Last Edit: October 09, 2011, 05:28:56 pm by Eric Blank »
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2246 on: October 09, 2011, 05:32:45 pm »
Hey! Re-dorf Andreus! Andreus XIV or XV it was, no?
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Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2247 on: October 09, 2011, 06:12:22 pm »
I think I'll leave that to Deathsword to decide, whenever he gets migrants.

Today's update should be the last.
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2248 on: October 09, 2011, 08:00:54 pm »
Cant you lock the liasons in somewhere and let them sort themselves out?
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Re: FailCannon: Still Alive (somehow) (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #2249 on: October 09, 2011, 08:47:43 pm »
From the OP, it seems that the last one was XI. Might be outdated, however.
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