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[umiman]

Paradox making full use of their horse assets:

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[Kot]

>Horse M.D

PARADOX NO

[Grim Portent]

I really wish there were events for when you have Horse councillors other than just the one where you obtain Chancellor Glitterhoof, and now Dr. Horse M.D.

I'd really love some lunatic events where you have conversations about how to run the realm with your horse and get a chance of it coming out as an idiot savant type decision that results in good things or an insane and deluded decision that tips your realm still closer to unstable than being ruled by a lunatic does on it's own.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Like the entire plot of Equus.

Wait no.

[Kot]

I wonder when HoI IV will add Joseph Stallion, or something.

Equus.

Ugh, nightmares.

WAIT NO.

[ZeroGravitas]

Like the entire plot of Equus.

Wait no.

it's not much a plot. weirdo gets laid and then stabs a bunch of horses' eyes out because weirdo.

more character driven, really.

[Kot]

As I said, nightmares.

TELL ME YOU GET IT.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Like the entire plot of Equus.

Wait no.

it's not much a plot. weirdo gets laid and then stabs a bunch of horses' eyes out because weirdo.

more character driven, really.

Exactly! First you have an event where you're a weirdo or you aren't a weirdo, then an event where you get laid or don't get laid, and then an event where you stab horses eyes out or don't! Add in a horse penetration modifier and you're good to go!

[Lukewarm]

horse penetration modifier

Well, we are getting laid, after all

[Andres]

Like the entire plot of Equus.

Wait no.

it's not much a plot. weirdo gets laid and then stabs a bunch of horses' eyes out because weirdo.

more character driven, really.

Exactly! First you have an event where you're a weirdo or you aren't a weirdo, then an event where you get laid or don't get laid, and then an event where you stab horses eyes out or don't! Add in a horse penetration modifier and you're good to go!

This is obviously OOCQ bait.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

No, all of my actual OOC bait just gets ignored. Only in the crucible of fire and delirium that is the internet is true OOC created.

[Kot]

I am pretty sure that one of cats I had thought I was going to fuck her or something. I was taking a bath once and had barely any time and forgot clothes so I had to go into my room nekkid and she was sitting on the chair next to the wardrobe and she started hissing and then sprinted the fuck out which was quite weird because she was very calm cat most of the time.
This memory haunts me to this day.
A cat is, in fact, not fine too.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I am pretty sure that one of cats I had thought I was going to fuck her or something. I was taking a bath once and had barely any time and forgot clothes so I had to go into my room nekkid and she was sitting on the chair next to the wardrobe and she started hissing and then sprinted the fuck out which was quite weird because she was very calm cat most of the time.
This memory haunts me to this day.
A cat is, in fact, not fine too.

Are...are you in the right thread?

[Kot]

Yes.

I mean no, but that was intentional.

[Xeron]

ROLLING THE THREAD BACK ON IT'S TRACKS.
I am amazed, Paradox have finally come through with the performance improvement promises. I can actually play this game on my piece of shit computer now.