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[Karlito]

Or 100% for small duchies. Then there isn't even anyone you can reassign the title too!

[Tarran]

This game is trolling me so hard.

I get married and for what I think is several years, no children.

Then, I get one and it's a daughter, which won't work because my title is agnatic.

Then, some random dude at my court promptly gets my wife pregnant 3 times. In a row. Usually maybe only a month after she gave birth. So I decided to imprison the damn dude even though I don't have a reason to.

Then I get an event that lets me imprison him... without tyranny.

Then, first child we get after this, another girl.

Finally, my third child is a boy. The dude had to spend more than 4 years in house arrest before I got my child.

[Grakelin]

Sounds like you may have a narrow urethra.

[Catastrophic lolcats]

Can't you usually make your wife disappear with the help of the spymaster when she's having an affair? I would have offed the bitch and went shopping for some lusty genius courtiers.

[Karlito]

Or just divorce her.

[Catastrophic lolcats]

That's not very christian though.

[Tarran]

Can't you usually make your wife disappear with the help of the spymaster when she's having an affair? I would have offed the bitch and went shopping for some lusty genius courtiers.

She was a Genius. There were very few things that could have possibly persuaded me to kill her.

Or just divorce her.

In my experience the pope rarely accepts divorces.

Also, Genius.



Anyway, fun fact: Revoking titles from the Duke of Lancaster (me) may result in the death of many members of the family that revoked the title. I wonder why...

[majikero]

Finally formed Britannia. Only problem is one mega duke that has several duchies and has half of England as his vassal. I had to bribe the pope and kill the English king just to request an invasion. Cost me 2.5k in gold.

On the plus side, one of my courtiers inherited Brittany and he's now my vassal. 

[Grakelin]

Can't you usually make your wife disappear with the help of the spymaster when she's having an affair? I would have offed the bitch and went shopping for some lusty genius courtiers.

She was a Genius. There were very few things that could have possibly persuaded me to kill her.

Or just divorce her.

In my experience the pope rarely accepts divorces.

Also, Genius.



Anyway, fun fact: Revoking titles from the Duke of Lancaster (me) may result in the death of many members of the family that revoked the title. I wonder why...

Having a Genius wife sounds great, but it's a disaster if she starts producing bastard sons.

[Tarran]

Hence why I imprisoned the dude who was hitting on her.

[timferius]

Hence why I imprisoned the dude who was hitting on her.

While "knocking up" and "hitting on" do have a same general theme, they aren't really interchangable... after the the third bastard child, I think we can safely assume he's moved beyond "hitting on" and more into "hitting that" territory.

[Rakonas]

That feel when you can't possibly live up to your father.

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[Tarran]

Wait, he lived to 91... how old is your new king and which child of his father is he?

[Descan]

Also, is that a huge (normal ck2 province count) map of the British Isles? Do want.

[Tarran]

Also, is that a huge (normal ck2 province count) map of the British Isles? Do want.

I believe this might be the mod he's using.