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[Sean Mirrsen]

I keep remembering that Avatar episode where people consistently forgot that Toph was blind.

Sokka: Toph, when I was in town, I found something you're not going to like.
*Unravels a wanted poster in front of Toph*
Toph: Well, it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.

Also,

I think it's time we blow this thing, get everybody and the stuff together, Ok 3, 2, 1, let's jam.

"Away. Blow this thing away."

It's a lot worse now that it's a male character making that mistake.

[Haspen]

Stop being language purist, Sean, not everyone LURVES ENGLYSH LANGAUG

Soul Kiss on Pierre.

-Go on, my dear knight, fight with the vile beast!

While Pierre fights with Beast, Elizabeth tries to slip into Armory.

[Josephus]

Is that really necessary? :p

He is going to fight it, after all.

Posting turn soon unless Haspen has any non-manipulative actions in mind. Heh.

[Haspen]

Okay then.

Elizabeth lets Pierre fight and then slips into Armory, not kissing him.

[Josephus]

Gahaha.

Let's Rock and Roll

No initiative calculations yet: SNEAK ROUND!

meh, too risky. Good luck guys.

Into the barracks
Stealthily of course

Result: 2 + 1 (Huntress) = 3 (weak success)

Cecilia slips into the barracks, feeling more at home in the darkness. To her left is the bunkroom, clearly visible even in the dim light. To her right is the locker room. In what looks like the common room a few feet in front of her, a group of three Twisted Men are busy worrying what appears to be a dead guard or soldier.

Change my action to RUN LIKE FUCK TO THE OTHER GUYS AGH

Movement Roll: 5 - 1 (Carapace Armor) + 1 (Blindsight^tm = 5
Steath Roll: Natural 1 (damn)

Cassandra gets a fix on Pierre, Jane, and Elizabeth using her oracular powers. She dashes in their general direction, but makes so much noise she catches the attention of the huge Man Thing! It roars and begins to lumber towards her, facing its back towards the three by the 'ARMORY'...

Take out the things legs with the spear.

Attack Roll: 3 + 1 (Spearmaster) + 1 (opponent unaware) - 1 (called shot:left leg) - 1 (Twisted Spear) = 3
Defensive Roll: 2 - 1 (Big!) = 1 (hit!)
Damage Roll: 2 + 1 (Twisted Spear) - 1 (Tough Skin) = 2 (light wound!)
Attack Roll: 4 + 1 (Spearmaster) + 1 (opponent unaware) - 1 (called shot:right leg) - 1 (successive attack) - 1 (Twisted Spear) = 3
Defensive Roll: 2 - 1 (Big!) = 1 (hit!)
Damage Roll: 4 + 1 (Twisted Spear) - 1 (Tough Skin) = 4 (Heavily Wounded!)
Roll to Stay Conscious: Natural Six!

Jane darts out of hiding and slashes the huge monster twice with her Twisted Spear! The first hit merely scores the beast's left leg, but the second pierces its leg deeply, letting a huge gush of black blood out! The monster manages to stay up, but it won't be using that leg any time soon!

As for me, I'll Tase him, Bro.In the nuts.

Attack Roll: 3 + 1 (Trident) + 1 (Opponent Unaware) - 1 (called shot:lower body/nuts) = 5
Defensive Roll: Natural Six! (miss!)

Pierre now takes his chance. Leveling his shock prod at the monster, he charges, but the end of the shock prod hits its rear at an awkward angle and skirls off! The beast is now aware of his presence.

Okay then.

Elizabeth lets Pierre fight and then slips into Armory, not kissing him.

Result: 4

Elizabeth sighs as Jane and Pierre dash off to fight the beast, and she slips behind them, heading to the 'ARMORY'. A quick touch of the access panel and she is in. She sees...

Pierre and Jane

Engaged in combat with the giant-sized Man Thing. It is torn on whether to go after them or Cassandra.

Cassandra

In the middle of an open field. Her sense of danger has subsided a little, but the giant could well decide to go after her instead of the two who have just wounded it.

Cecilia

In the 'BARRACKS', undetected by the three Twisted Men.

Elizabeth

There is an apparently sealed vault to directly facing her, with a wall panel that clearly requires a passcode. To her left, however, is a rack of Submachine Guns with SG Ammo Clips, and to her right is a Rocket Launcher.

New items
x5 Submachine Gun: May be fired thrice in a combat round
x5 SG Ammo Clip: 30/30 bullets
Rocket Launcher: +5 to Damage roll, -2 to attack roll

Spoiler: Initiative Rolls (click to show/hide)

Jane/Pierre/Cassandra/Elizabeth versus Giant Size Man Thing

Pierre: 4 + 1 (Stallion) + 1 (Trident) = 6
Jane: 4 + 1 (Spearmaster) = 5
Giant Man Thing: 5 - 1 (Big!) - 1 (injured leg) = 3
Cassandra: 6 - 1 (Carapace Armor) + 1 (Blindsight^tm) = 6
Elizabeth: 3 + 1 (black boots) 4

Cecilia versus Twisted Men
TM1: 1 - 1 (shambler) = 0
TM2: 6 - 1 (shambler) = 5
TM3: 5 - 1 (shambler) = 4
Cecilia: 2 + 1 (Archer) + 1 (stealth bonus!) = 4

Turn Order
1. Cassandra
2. Pierre
3. Jane
4. Elizabeth
5. Giant Man Thing

and

1. TM2
2. Cecilia
3. TM3
4. TM1

[Haspen]

Fuckin' sweet.

While tempted, Elizabeth won't fiddle with either rocket launcher nor vault. Instead, she grabs SMG, and if it's not loaded, she tries to check if the suit will latch onto the saw so she can carry it around, and then loads the gun.. Pity if the suit won't accept the surgical weapon, she liked her little saw...

EDIT: Gah so stupid, I need coffee (re-phrased action)

[Josephus]

Aright, now we're just waiting for... everyone else. Hehe that turn took like 30 minutes to do.

[Flintus10]

Keep my distance from the big man thing and keep stabbing it.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Stop being language purist, Sean, not everyone LURVES ENGLYSH LANGAUG

If you're referring to my "blow this thing away" quote, then you've clearly never watched Demolition Man.

[Josephus]

It all fairness, it's a remarkably hilarious malapropism in this case.

[Flintus10]

Reserve action: Continue killing monster or loot the armory.

[Sean Mirrsen]

It all fairness, it's a remarkably hilarious malapropism in this case.

Hilarious then, hilarious now. Made all the more hilarious by the fact that the same character who said it was going for a called shot to the nutsack.

[Josephus]

It's a good thing he missed. The creature's back was to him, so if he managed to make his nutsack attack hit, I'd have had to rationalize it as some extreme impaling in a very wrong manner.

Current Actions

Fuckin' sweet.

While tempted, Elizabeth won't fiddle with either rocket launcher nor vault. Instead, she grabs SMG, and if it's not loaded, she tries to check if the suit will latch onto the saw so she can carry it around, and then loads the gun.. Pity if the suit won't accept the surgical weapon, she liked her little saw...

EDIT: Gah so stupid, I need coffee (re-phrased action)

Keep my distance from the big man thing and keep stabbing it.

I was quoting Cowboy Bebop, damnit !

Again, strike the big guy ! and hope for the best.

Reserve Actions

Reserve action: Continue killing monster or loot the armory.

Waiting for eclipsetail and Acanthoid

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

I was quoting Cowboy Bebop, damnit !

Again, strike the big guy ! and hope for the best.

[Josephus]

Aright, got it. Just two more to go!