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[Josephus]

How does that work?

you get distracted and miss.

No, that's flying.

[Evergod41]

what if the ground evades your falling attack? THAT could be a problem...

[eclipsetail]

what if the ground evades your falling attack? THAT could be a problem...

THEN we would fly.

[Taco Dan]

JUMP INTO WELL AND AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS.

Ow. Why did you do that?
HP -3
96/100


This well is surprisingly dry, though you can hear rushing water to the south.

[eclipsetail]

Then south it is!

[Lucus Casius]

MOVE SOUTH WHILE SINGING A BAWDY TAVERN SONG

[Karnewarrior]

>Pelvic Thrust to the south

[Josephus]

>Pelvic Thrust to the south

Repeated pelvic thrusts to the south whilst moving in that direction and singing a bawdy tavern song

[Hugehead]

>Pelvic Thrust to the south

Repeated pelvic thrusts to the south whilst moving in that direction and singing a bawdy tavern song

[dragnar]

>Pelvic Thrust to the south

Repeated pelvic thrusts to the south whilst moving in that direction and singing a bawdy tavern song

[iceball3]

study your 2 rocks and use that knowledge to conjure a third

[Aklyon]

Slice at a wall to make sure its real stone, then head south singing a bawdy tavern song.

[breadbocks]

Ignore previous directives. Search the small rocks. Knap one small rock into a Ring of +7 Evade with the other small rock. Open pickpocket interface. Pickpocket with Ground. Use pickpocket interface to equip Ring of +7 Evade on Ground. Close pickpocket interface. Equip signpost. Engrave "Elrond" on Ground with signpost until the signpost is -5. Attack Ground with -5 signpost. When Ground evades, which it will, continue missing Groug until you are over well. Hit Ground 1 tile east of well. Quaff fountain 5 times, after which you shall Move up two tiles, down two tiles, then move left one tile, then right one tile, then left one tile, then right one tile, the push the input buttons B, followed by A. After this open your menu, and go to your inventory. Now, put a brick on the East button.

Boy that was time consuming to write.

[Aklyon]

Search the small rocks. Knap one small rock into a Ring of +7 Evade with the other small rock. Open pickpocket interface. Pickpocket with Ground. Use pickpocket interface to equip Ring of +7 Evade on Ground. Close pickpocket interface. Equip signpost. Engrave "Elrond" on Ground with signpost until the signpost is -5. Attack Ground with -5 signpost. When Ground evades, which it will, continue missing Groug until you are over well. Hit Ground 1 tile east of well. Quaff fountain 5 times, after which you shall Move up two tiles, down two tiles, then move left one tile, then right one tile, then left one tile, then right one tile, the push the input buttons B, followed by A. After this open your menu, and go to your inventory. Now, put a brick on the East button.

Boy that was time consuming to write.

DO THIS!

[Taco Dan]

>Pelvic Thrust to the south

Repeated pelvic thrusts to the south whilst moving in that direction and singing a bawdy tavern song

Now if only I had a sprite for that...

Lots of stuff

Lolwut?

Then south it is!

MOVE SOUTH WHILE SINGING A BAWDY TAVERN SONG

It makes all the ugly girls pretty!
It makes all your enemies dear!
Glorious, glorious beer!
Hold up...

You're not certain, but you're pretty sure that this is bad...